Liam: Between you and me, I snuck a sausage roll.
Cain: Just when you think you know a man, eh? Pint?
Liam: Yeah! Go on then!
Cain: No, I mean, you get me one. Tired of waiting.
Category: Quote of the Week
Quote of the Week (16-20 March 2020)
Mandy: Sorry love, I’m at the business end of a back, sack and crack, can I call you back?
Quote of the Week (2-6 March 2020)
Liam: And if I had to walk 500 miles on a treadmill to be with you, then I would walk 500 more, just to be the man that walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door. Exhausted and sweaty probably…It’s a song, it’s by The…okay…
Quote of the Week (24-28 Feb 2020)
Chas: You just wanted to get your ugly mug in the local rag, didn’t you? Five minutes of fame. Well news flash Mandy – you are too old to go on Love Island!
Quote of the Week (17-21 Feb 2020)
Sam: Knows what he’s talking about does Bob!
Bob: Yeah I’ve every qualification in separation. I’m clued up on splitting up!
Charity: Not really something to be proud of Bob.
Quote of the Week (10-14 Feb 2020)
Marlon: So nice to be able to smile at someone without having a “like me, please don’t kill me” connotation. I just keep saying Cain’s name in a loud braggy way.
Rhona: What’s it like being so well connected?
Quote of the Week (3-7 Feb 2020)
Luke: How was Amy’s pizza?
Chas: Well, she was drawing her pension by the time it arrived, but apart from that, yeah, fine.
Quote of the Week (27-31 Jan 2020)
Andrea: Vodka Coke please. Large one.
Lydia: *coughs* Five-past eleven. Just saying!
Quote of the Week (20-24 Jan 2020)
Sarah: I’m posting this: “My granny’s totally unexpected surprise gay wedding.” Instant loads of hits.
Quote of the Week (13-17 Jan 2020)
Kyle [reading Aaron’s messages]: Fun party, should hook up again soon. Winky face. Purple vegetable.
