Marlon [to Jessie]: Why do I feel like you’re going to put me in detention?
Ellis: Welcome to basically my whole life.
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Category: Quote of the Week
Quote of the Week (3-7 Sep 2018)
Lachlan: You were never going to stick around, were you?
Belle: I mean, killing people is kind of a deal breaker.
Quote of the Week (27-31 Aug 2018)
Jai: Dad! I know what you’re like. So no going over the top.
Rishi: As if I would!
Jai: No Lycra, no buying ridiculous presents, no messing with your eyebrows or…waxing things that just don’t need waxing!
Quote of the Week (20-24 Aug 2018)
Nicola: Ugh, flipping heck it’s Worzel and Aunt Sally.
Quote of the Week (13-17 Aug 2018)
Jacob: She was young and desperate when she made a mistake. So what’s your excuse? […] You can’t last five minutes without a woman.
Quote of the Week (6-10 Aug 2018)
Nicola: No graffiting! And no defiling the altar! Is it a sign of having bad kids when you feel you have to shout that?
Laurel: No, of course not. It’s a sign of being a bad parent.
Quote of the Week (30 July-3 Aug 2018)
Robert: I’ve got something in the boot.
Aaron: It’s not Lachlan, is it?
Quote of the Week (23-27 July 2018)
April: Can I come to your party?
Rhona: Oh darling, I think you’d be very bored. There’ll be lots of very boring grown up conversation.
April: I don’t care about that. I’m all about the cake.
Quote of the Week (16-20 July 2018)
Liam: You’re functioning fine below the belt, above it all bets are off.
Quote of the Week (25-29 June 2018)
Laurel: Not that we’re judging…
Doug: What’s to judge?
Brenda: We’ve spent the morning Titchmarshing.
