Bernice: [finds balaclava in Liam’s bag]
Nicola: Oh. Murderer or pervert. Not a happy choice.
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Category: Quote of the Week
Quote of the Week (17-21 June 2019)
Matty: Is [Jimmy] all right? Cos he’s got a sweat on and his eyes are all bulgy.
Nicola: He’s probably dreaming about food. Nigella’s haddock does that to him.
Quote of the Week (10-14 June 2019)
Erica, the interior designer: It’s like a yuppie porn set in here, circa 1986. Tell me, is it this bad upstairs?!
Quote of the Week (3-7 June 2019)
Kerry: I bet [Lisa’s] looking down now thinking ‘Why are they there, I never even liked them’!
Faith: Yeah and ‘Why is she wearing that? It’s a funeral not a disco’.
Kerry: Well you can compare notes soon Faith, can’t you? I bet it won’t be too long until you get to see her again, will it hun?
Quote of the Week (27-31 May 2019)
Kim: It must be nice living with Rhona and…the hot one. I always want to call him Derek.
Jamie: Pete.
Quote of the Week (20-24 May 2019)
April: Zak’s been married as many times as you now. Four!
Marlon: Erm…yep.
April: What you on? Two?
Paddy: Two. No, three.
April: Do you two ever look at yourselves and, just like, feel amazed that seven women have married you?
Quote of the Week (13-17 May 2019)
Charity: I’m willing to admire the wonders of nature…
Ryan: Yeah…from the car.
Lisa: Or a pub!
Quote of the Week (6-10 May 2019)
Maya: It’s not what you think.
Tracy: We think you’re a sick in the head paedo, so I think we’ve got it pretty bang on, love!
Quote of the Week (29 April-3 May 2019)
Bernice: I learnt a long time ago, that when she’s like this she won’t listen. There’s no talking to her.
Liam: Oh, a natural politician then!
Nicola: Oh haha(!) Who says satire is dead?
Quote of the Week (22-26 April 2019)
Amy: Are you going [on the night out]?
Debbie: No, I’m a bit past all that.
Amy: Thought so but I didn’t like to say!
Debbie: Except you just did(!)
