Marlon: So nice to be able to smile at someone without having a “like me, please don’t kill me” connotation. I just keep saying Cain’s name in a loud braggy way.
Rhona: What’s it like being so well connected?
Category: Quote of the Week
Quote of the Week (3-7 Feb 2020)
Luke: How was Amy’s pizza?
Chas: Well, she was drawing her pension by the time it arrived, but apart from that, yeah, fine.
Quote of the Week (27-31 Jan 2020)
Andrea: Vodka Coke please. Large one.
Lydia: *coughs* Five-past eleven. Just saying!
Quote of the Week (20-24 Jan 2020)
Sarah: I’m posting this: “My granny’s totally unexpected surprise gay wedding.” Instant loads of hits.
Quote of the Week (13-17 Jan 2020)
Kyle [reading Aaron’s messages]: Fun party, should hook up again soon. Winky face. Purple vegetable.
Quote of the Week (6-10 Jan 2020)
Charity: Oh my god, this is amazing news. What kind of state is [Cara] in?
Marlon: Im-ma-cu-late. And, I’m afraid, professional.
Charity: Don’t you dare say rich!
Marlon: Loaded baby!
Charity: I hate her already.
Quote of the Week (30 Dec 2019- 3 Jan 2020)
Diane: In my day, they just pumped you full of pethidine. On reflection that was much more enjoyable than the conception.
Quote of the Week (23-27 Dec 2019)
Marlon: Ladies and gentlemen, may I present your dinner of roast goose with a peppercorn and giblet gravy.
Millie: What’s giblet?
April: Like its bum and that.
Marlon: Not like its bum and that!
Quote of the Week (16-20 Dec 2019)
Liam: Will you be my leading lady or will I have to settle for Rishi? Although he does look pretty good in a wig.
Leyla: He can get his own flippin’ wig.
Liam: Now we’re talking.
Leyla: I’m the only passive female heroine in this village!
Quote of the Week (9-13 Dec 2019)
Victoria: I’m scared. I’m going to be in agony!
Rodney: Oh don’t believe all that! I was there when Bernice was born – well, not actually in the room, I was outside waiting. But, well, she just popped out no trouble!
Victoria: Oh did she really?
Rodney: Yeah! Diane was smiling. It was a breeze!
