Charity: Vanessa, you’ve clearly got something very deeply wrong with you…that would make you willing to put up with me. So I want to take advantage of that, by pressuring you into agreeing to spend the rest of your life with me.
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Category: Quote of the Week
Quote of the Week (7-11 Jan 2019)
Charity: You were right, you know. So from now on I’m just going to take your side on things. And once we get back home if you ever tell anyone that I said that I’ll put you straight back in here.
Vanessa: I hope someone was recording that.
Quote of the Week (31 Dec 2018-4 Jan 2019)
Bernice: From now on the only thing entering this body is wheatgrass and wellbeing!
Kerry: Your luck’s out then, mate!
Quote of the Week (24-28 Dec 2018)
Harriet: Ryan?
Ryan: It wasn’t my fault.
Harriet: What wasn’t?
Ryan: Anything that God saw me do.
Quote of the Week (17-21 Dec 2018)
Faith: I want to be basting that turkey wearing nothing but a basque and suspenders and only you raising an eyebrow.
Quote of the Week (10-14 Dec 2018)
Jimmy: You’re out of your league!
Nicola: Say that when we’re sitting on a fortune.
Jimmy: Or sharing a cell with Big Norma!
Quote of the Week (3-7 Dec 2018)
Doug: Off school? For a bit of water? You know what they did in my day if the school got flooded?
Laurel: I don’t know, made a mental note to drone on about it in 50 years’ time to the interest of absolutely nobody.
Quote of the Week (26-30 Nov 2018)
Marlon: [reading] “You are a terrible mother. Someone should phone social services.” I didn’t know Debbie’s on Mumsnet!
Quote of the Week (19-23 Nov 2018)
Ellis: Oh hey, Rishi. Nicola? Yeah she’s right here…[Nicola waves wildly]. Oh no, no she’s not it’s just Robert looking really…really good today.
Quote of the Week (12-16 Nov 2018)
Ellis: What’s that?
Marlon: Dinner à deux!
Ellis: Yeah, if you’re going round your nan’s house! I’ve never seen a real life napkin ring!
