Fave or Fail? (7-11 Jan 2019)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! It was chaos this week as Vanessa got stabbed as the Woolpack went up in flames and Lachlan got life in prison.

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Life or Death

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Gutsy Vanessa fought for her life this week as an attempt to scare an intruder from the pub lead to her being stabbed. While the stabber and the story surrounding him was a let-down, Michelle Hardwick’s performance during the violence, particularly her reaction to Johnny’s accidental kidnap was heart-wrenching. You could really feel her helplessness as the fire raged and Johnny disappeared from her sight. Their emotional reunion in the hospital was strong stuff and I’d love to see Michelle get something meatier like this in future.

Old School Vibes

vlcsnap-2019-01-13-11h40m08s821Mandy’s visit back to the visit was short but sweet – much too short – but it really gave Emmerdale an old school feeling. Seeing Marlon and Mandy together, and Mandy and Paddy too, injected a huge dose of warmth and humour into the scenes. Viewers were left a bit puzzled over her brief return and whether she really was hiding more from Paddy, especially in regards to doppelganger Vinny, but hopefully this just paved the pathway for another return. I felt a little bit short-changed seeing how short a return Mandy had, but that’s just because I could happily see her around full time, bringing nostalgia and something unique to the village.

Remembering the Past

vlcsnap-2019-01-13-11h40m36s590It wasn’t just having Mandy around that brought on a wave of nostalgia this week, a few of the characters were reflective themselves. With everything that happens in the village you can sometimes forgive characters (and the writers) for being a bit forgetful in making the obvious links between storylines, but when the past is remembers it’s deeply satisfying. This week we had Brenda mentioning Gennie, realising that Gennie must have been related to Mandy distantly (ah the Dingle family tree), then awkwardly reminding Laurel of her marriage to Marlon, Megan shockingly remembering she too had a dead child (RIP Robbie), Laurel helping Graham with his alcoholism, and Cain talking about the time Zak conked him over the head. We don’t often get so much continuity but when we do it makes the characters and stories come alive, making their lives feel authentic rather than just a list of forgotten storylines.

Fails

The Final Finale

vlcsnap-2019-01-13-11h41m18s928Thomas Atkinson returned briefly this week to add another finale to Lachlan’s endless supply of final scenes and it was a real case of diminishing returns. Thomas’s performances were chillingly watchable in their creepiness before, but he was wasted this week on a needless reappearance where his villainy turned from cleverly twisted to a bit of a cartoon psycho. Lachlan’s final final (is it really the last one now?) showdown with Belle came at an unsatisfying four months late as he delayed his torment of her for no real reason. Sure the performances were decent, but when Lachlan’s story dragged and dragged anyway, did any viewers really need or want to see him again? We knew he’d get life in prison so what did this return add? This wasn’t a big escape or showdown ala Cameron Murray and if anything, its anti-climactic flatness fizzled out even more than his first supposed exit. And that’s before we even touch on Donny’s involvement…

Heeeere’s Donny

vlcsnap-2019-01-13-11h40m58s635You remember Donny, right? Donny – you know! He appeared in 10 episodes about four years ago. Lachlan’s dad? Scottish? Barely mentioned? No? Well you wouldn’t be alone, as plenty of viewers were left scratching their heads as Donny’s reappearance played a significant role in this week’s biggest events. Forgettable Donny hasn’t been seen or heard of since 2015, when he got involved with gangsters and many fans presumed he’d been left for dead by ex-wife Chrissie White as she began her own descent into villainy. Making Donny such a key player in Lachlan’s last stand was a weird decision, so much so that it was left to Charity, and Donny’s clunky speech, to reveal who he was and why he was there. When your story intentions have to be so clumsily told in the script, something isn’t working. The only character who’d ever really interacted with Donny in the village was Robert and he was strangely absent meaning there was no real significance or surprise in Donny’s actions. It was left to Belle, a character he’d never met, to interact with Donny and the story suddenly became twisted into a revenge story against the Dingles. Rather than this being a logical line of blame it smacked of desperation, being that almost all of Lachlan’s ties to Emmerdale were dead and gone. Donny’s final encounter with Lachlan was him turning the tables and finally realising how twisted his son was, but being that Donny hadn’t seen Lachlan for four years, this shock move was meaningless. We’d had a matter of minutes to invest in Lachlan and Donny’s father-son relationship so who cared? I can’t help but feel if Emmerdale had wanted to do a story of Vanessa almost dying they could have done something much more exciting by suggesting someone dark from her past or even Charity’s. Wasted opportunities and weird decisions all round!

Fave or Fail? (3-7 Sep 2018)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! Justice prevailed this week as Lachlan was finally arrested.

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Perfect Performance

vlcsnap-2018-09-08-20h44m16s261Unquestionably the star of this week’s episodes was the flawless performance Thomas Atkinson as Lachlan White. Even when the story has creaked and been overstretched Thomas has given bone-chilling and sometimes comically-black performances that made him so watchable. There was always potential for Lachlan to embrace his dark side and Thomas’s performances have never disappointed. Whether it’s the creepy smiles or the deluded speeches, he makes Lachlan a great villain even when Lachlan’s not smart enough for his plans to be a success. This week had some brilliant episodes as Lachlan faced off against Sam, Robert, Belle and then finally the police. I only wish Emmerdale hadn’t killed Chrissie, because she is the one person who I think deserved to be there during his downfall to see the twisted individual he has become.

Belle Fights Back

vlcsnap-2018-09-08-20h54m56s492Belle had a horrifying week as the truth of Lachlan’s killings unravelled in front of her. She had to play a careful, cautious game to keep Lachlan on side and it was gripping viewing to watch her struggle against the voices in her head to outsmart Lachlan. The two characters had a great dynamic in these scenes, with Lachlan easily bought and tricked by his twisted love for Belle, and her managing to keep so calm in the face of his terror. I loved seeing Belle so active in her pursuit of escape, not only using her wits and running but also managing to start the car without a key. I hope the future of Belle’s mental health isn’t dependent on what Lachlan does next, because I think she deserves to out-do him after he gave her the illusion of a good future for so long.

Doctor Love

vlcsnap-2018-09-08-20h50m43s356I’m as smitten with the idea of Bernice and Dr Cavanagh as they are with each other. This week Bernice caused havock with Faith’s facial and Liam was on hand to soothe Faith’s skin and defend the hapless Bernice. There were coy sparks between the pair, especially when Liam stayed around for a taste of Bernice’s honey bush (a cracking innuendo as always from Ms Blackstock) and it all got a bit steamy when she gave him a shampoo. This is Bernice at her best and it was great to see more of Liam Cavanagh and in a more humorous role. I’m definitely ready for Bernice to ditch dead-weight Daz and have some fun with Dr C instead!

The New Boy

vlcsnap-2018-09-08-20h51m15s100He might not have been right for Vic, but there was something immediately charismatic about newcomer Ellis this week. It’s common that new characters can talk a while to settle on screen or are restricted by just a few interactions but Ellis seemed to fit in immediately, making small talk in the café, eyeing up Priya and that was all before reuniting with mum Jessie and meeting Marlon and April. There’s a natural warmth to him and he seems particularly skilled at comic timing so it bodes well. His arrival also seems to give more grounding to Jessie and I’m intrigued by the secret they’re hiding. Can’t wait to see more!

Bonus faves:

  • Noah’s recognition that his brother is marrying his sister – Emmerdale summed up in a sentence
  • Justice for Doug finally, poor love. Shame Diane wasn’t a bit more gracious!
  • As an honourary member it was good to see Robert got welly-deep in Dingle family drama this week, even getting thanked by Cain (it’ll all change next week but it was nice while it lasted)
  • Glad they didn’t rush to make Matty kiss Vic back – slow burns are worth a bit of patience!

Fail

Woe is Joe

vlcsnap-2018-09-08-20h43m36s266The weakest storyline this week had to be Joe’s spiral of self-pity at Home Farm after Debbie’s proposal rejection. He really showed his sulky immaturity, pushing away Noah who was the only one looking out for him and regressing to rudeness over a bottle of whiskey. I wouldn’t have minded this outburst if it had inspired something interesting like a return to form, like the nasty piece of work he was when he arrived, or had given us something with a bit more bite in his weird relationship with Graham. Instead it took all of five minutes for Debbie to change her mind and everything to return to normal. The only tremor of intrigue was Graham’s mysterious phone call about the proposed nuptials. Will this mysterious caller lift Joe and Graham from the doldrums or will they continue to waste that spark of potential they arrived with?

Scene of the Week (23-27 July 2018)

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It’s the classic moment where the panicking hostage tries to get the villain on side and he ends up confessing all his darkest deeds – and Lachlan did just that in my Scene of the Week choice. In this grim, darkly lit cabin in the woods, Lachlan managed to be both chilling and remorseful as his secrets poured out. After giving starving Rebecca an apple (how thoughtful!!) Lachlan opened up after she suggested they talk, so that she could understand what he was going through. As Lachlan talked about Chrissie, that maybe she’d have been better off not having him, his guilt resurfaced and he revealed the shocking truth that he caused the crash, killing Chrissie and Lawrence. He didn’t stop there either, telling her that he killed Gerry too and burying his face in his arm as he spoke. It’s difficult for any actor to handle long stretches of dialogue but it was a rewarding scene to see Thomas Atkinson’s performance shift between cold and unfeeling kidnapper, to making Lachlan’s lost-boy breakdown almost tragic, as he focused in on the catastrophic domino affect of his actions.

Fave or Fail? (8-12 Jan 2018)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! Another great week for Emmerdale as Chrissie and Lawrence met their maker and Joe took over Home Farm.

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Stealing the Show

vlcsnap-2018-01-14-14h05m14s412Hats off to Thomas Atkinson this week as he totally stole the show. Let’s face it, the Whites haven’t exactly become fan favourites, but the intensity and complexity of Lachlan’s dark and twisted psyche made his part in the exits particularly compelling. His delivery of “Make all the monsters disappear”, just before he forced their car into the lorry’s path, was a memorable and bone chilling moment. The best thing about Thomas’s performances this week is that even at his most warped, there were moments where you could actually begin to empathise with Lachlan. Watching his scenes with Chrissie made me wish they’d spent longer periods of the Whites’ tenure exploring the impact of the family’s destructive and enabling behaviour, instead of whitewashing Lachlan’s past and absolving him of responsibility. Thankfully now we’ve seen and they are embracing the true extent of his dark state of mind.

When the Dust Settles

vlcsnap-2018-01-14-14h08m46s046The intense build up to the Whites’ car crash and the gripping aftermath was a definite highlight of the week. Dispatching of Chrissie and Lawrence like this did make me feel like the characters had never lived up to their potential, however the impact on Lachlan and the repercussions of his actions will be one to watch. Chrissie’s death scenes were surprisingly moving and Lachlan’s dawning realisation of the aftermath was compulsive viewing. With the accidental voicemail and Rebecca’s recall being critical factors in Lachlan’s future, I’m looking forward to seeing how this pans out – I just hope it doesn’t drag on!

Like Mother Like Daughter

vlcsnap-2018-01-14-14h10m59s740I loved that this week’s episodes saw Sarah showing she’s more like her mother than ever before as she confronted Joe Tate about his treatment of their family by storming Waterhouse HQ and unleashing her anger at him. Brave stuff from a young girl and some of Katie Hill’s best work so far! I love the mother-daughter bond they’ve forged now that Sarah’s grown up and it also gives us both the harder and softer sides of Debbie’s personality as she still reels from Joe’s reveal. Debbie’s at her best when she’s ruthlessly protecting her children, but I also enjoy seeing this hardness disappear when she allows herself the time to be vulnerable and cry. This is the most I’ve enjoyed Debbie’s character in ages. Hooray!

Lord of the Manor

vlcsnap-2018-01-14-14h09m24s366Joe Tate claimed his rightful place as head of Home Farm this week and I’d be lying if I said those scenes of him surveying his new property – his family’s previous home – weren’t slightly thrilling. Joe continues to be the cold campy bastard Home Farm needs, but with Graham grounding him and trying to be the angel on his shoulder things are definitely intriguing. There’s a lot more going on under the surface than Joe would like everyone to believe, including if he really did have some feelings for Debbie. I’m already excited about his future in the village!

Tip’s Return!

vlcsnap-2018-01-14-14h12m38s098It might not be the Emmerdale romantic reunion we were waiting for, but this week Tip and Jai reunited and hearts were melted all over again. Not only is Tip an adorable little pup, but she brings warmth and a bit of humour back into Jai’s storylines. It’s hard to believe how villainous and hated he was just a few years ago! It also made Priya lighten up, giving her bickering sibling scenes with Jai and gave endearing cheeky chappy Gerry another thing to do in the village as he took up dog walking. Jai and Tip are the cutest – can we keep them together please?!

Fail

Lost Her Mojo?

vlcsnap-2018-01-14-14h03m57s583Resident vicar Harriet Finch seems to be having a wobble over her faith, but I think it’s a bigger problem than that. There was something a bit feisty and different about Harriet not so long ago but playing second fiddle in Cain’s affections and sticking with him hasn’t done her character any favours. She’s lost all her guts and fire to moon around behind Cain. Sure it might be to prolong a Cain and Moira reunion, but anyone can see Cain’s heart isn’t really in it – even Harriet can see it. Now that she knows Moira killed Emma and that Cain will protect her and the child they share, it really makes you wonder why a once confident and headstrong Harriet still bothers with him. And she might be having a crisis of faith right now, but it’s been a drain to watch her become so interfering.

Scene of the Week (8-12 Jan 2018)

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This week’s catastrophic Scene of the Week saw the combination of a horrifying crash stunt and a superb performance from Thomas Atkinson. With the Whites expecting to leave the village quickly and quietly (yeah, like that was going to happen) it wasn’t long before they were playing chase with Robert on the road after his taking of Seb. And if there’s one thing we know about the Whites it’s that their storylines only involve two aspects: a conflict with Robert or a family feud. So as an emotional and seething Lachlan sat in the front, maybe they should have been expecting the carnage to follow. As the tense scene played out, we all knew disaster was approaching and Lachlan’s embittered mood took hold, blaming Chrissie for the ending of his relationship and trying to destroy his life. Thomas Atkinson has always played Lachlan with an unnerving, unhinged edge and this was truly his finest work, as Lachlan’s fury peaked, embracing his inner psychopath and grabbing the wheel of the car, sending the Whites smashing into a lorry. It was a thrilling sequence, but it was that complex darkness of Lachlan that stole the show.

Emmerdale’s Worst Moments of 2017

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Emmerdale had another huge year full of great storylines and incredible performances, but it wasn’t all perfect. Here’s my look at where it went wrong in 2017.

Make sure you read my Top 10 Best Bits of 2017 later today!

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5. Anti Climaxes and Dragging Storylines

One of the biggest issues of 2017 was the pacing of storylines. Huge and long running stories that ended on a whimper, or stories that dragged on and on forever. There were notable exceptions of course, but sometimes stories ran on way past their sell by date. Even some of the best stories, like Emma’s downfall, could have benefitted from a faster, punchier conclusion. Smaller subplots like Tracy’s erotic novel ran for months, squeezing out every last second of humour until nothing was funny anymore; Rakesh took months to leave after his lies were exposed; I felt jaded by Vic and Adam’s lovely marriage ending several times in repetitive ways; similarly fatigued by Robron’s nine-month relationship breakdown (and Robert’s never ending revenge); Dan and the teen gang/Josh story lasted weeks and went nowhere having no impact on any of the families it involved; much like Jai’s drawn out relationship with Nell (which did benefit from some brilliant final moments) it’s had no long term effect on the characters, making any investment in the story pointless. So here’s hoping for 2018 that the fat is trimmed and stories aren’t stalled to delay shocks and twists, before they become anti-climatic.

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4. Sizzle Free Love Affairs

My biggest wish for 2017 was less cheating after the adultery-fest of 2016 and while that didn’t really happen, 2017 saw the rise of something just as disheartening: the sizzle free love affair. We had Cain and Harriet getting jiggy in the vestry – a combo of good and evil that should have been sinfully seductive viewing but fell flat in Cain and Moira’s shadow, especially when Harriet seems to be selling herself short. We had Megan and Frank – a dry and boring relationship which even Frank’s fling with Charity couldn’t liven up. Then there was Chas and Paddy – a strange and incompatible mismatch which requires strong cringe glands. And finally, the plot that soured our summers, Pete and Priya. Tipped as this big sexy affair for the summer, both characters suffered from horrible personalities and sub-zero chemistry levels. All the bum grabbing and clothes tearing in the world couldn’t save them.

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3. Finn the Stalker

It feels like forever ago now, particularly as poor Finn is now six feet under, but one of the worst plots of 2017 had to be Finn the stalker. Finn had been a fairly loveable, sweet geeky guy until this story saw him become clingy and crazy in his attempts to be with his boyfriend Kasim. Despite the unhinged behaviour being explained as Finn trying to cope with his dad’s death, Finn grew desperate and unlikeable in extreme ways (graffitiing the word “Yestergay” on Kasim’s wall for one) which made little sense and ruined what people loved about the character. Thankfully after a short trip to Australia, Finn’s personality went back to normal and we could all just forget about the bad plot. It’s just unfortunate that after all that, he ended up dead. Finn deserved better.

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2. The White Family

The White family were featured as one of my worst parts of 2016 and here they are again! Things didn’t improve from the previous year, as throughout 2017 the Whites continued to be isolated from the rest of the village and relied on exposition-heavy backstories to provide depth and create more inner-family conflict. Their entitled attitudes and unlikeable personalities meant their circular and tired arguments didn’t make for engaging viewing. Even Robert’s tedious and endless revenge panto plot didn’t improve things as it lobotomised the family making them look more gullible than ever before. Ultimately it felt like the confusion about what to do with the family ran on for another year as their limbo between victims and villains never settled. Another year of wasted potential. Their bad deeds (erm Andy, Alicia to name a few) were barely mentioned and their real points of interest (Lawrence’s sexuality, the family’s nastiness) ignored. If only they’d embraced the Whites as true, self-righteous villains (like they’ve just started to with Lachlan) then we might have seen something good.

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1. Robron Smashed to Bits

Oh boy. Where to begin.

After Aaron’s traumatic child abuse story of 2016, he was owed some happiness in 2017, right? Wrong. After a romantic and heartfelt wedding, Aaron was packed off to prison where he was tortured and abused in well-acted but nasty scenes that felt like a cruel step too far. At the time I questioned the darkness of these scenes after the hopeful future that was earned after Gordon’s trial. Once again throughout the year, Aaron might as well have been used as a voodoo doll. If people weren’t desensitised and sick of Aaron’s misery then 2017 might have pushed them over the edge.

On the outside, Robert was in bits and after learning that Aaron was taking Spice (a well meaning and educational drugs plot this wasn’t), Robert imploded their relationship by sleeping with continual thorn-in-Robron’s-side Rebecca. This was never going to be a popular move just three weeks after the wedding, but at every step the story became more wearing, more frustrating and more miserable. The handling of Robert’s bisexuality had already been praised in the LGBT community but the clumsy way his sexual identity had been inexplicably and repeatedly linked to being faithful in the dialogue meant his cheating was hard to not see as a huge backwards step and a muddled, dated message to the audience. Having spent so long redeeming Robert in the eyes of the viewers, Aaron and his loved ones it was depressing to see that destroyed.

It didn’t stop there, of course. We had the inevitable pregnancy, more drugs, more self harm, more arguments and finally a big split. Rebecca’s personality shifted when the story required, having been introduced as a flighty vixen in 2016 eager to get Robert for herself, Rebecca became the eternal martyr lurching through multiple personalities when the story required it. Rebecca’s point of view was barely featured, meaning her flip-flopping decisions never showed much more of a purpose than to cause more grief between the already fractured couple. Beyond frustrating.

Having once had soap’s hottest property in the palm of their hand, even the most ardent Robron fan was exhausted and despondent. So after all that and promises behind the scenes for a reunion in 2018, is it too much to hope for a less torturous 2018?

Fave or Fail? (25-29 Dec 2017)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! From Monday’s Christmas special to Lachlan’s dark side being exposed – the last week of 2017 was an eventful one!

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Christmas Extravaganza

vlcsnap-2017-12-31-18h01m29s087Emmerdale’s Christmas special was a mad hour of nightmares, festivities and emotion and you can read my breakdown of everything I loved in this post here. There was little else that could make my top spot this week. Perhaps the thing I loved most about this episode is that despite the creative and risky storytelling choices, at the heart of it was a concentration on emotion and character. Not only did the special episode give them a chance to do something a little bit weird and stylistic, but it also gave the audience greater insight into one of their best and most complex characters in Robert. It was an episode full of everything Emmerdale does best, full of heart and humour and I loved it!

The Dark Side

vlcsnap-2017-12-31-18h01m56s966One of the few saving graces of the White family drama this week came from Lachlan. Thanks to chilling and unnerving performances from Thomas Atkinson, he took Lachlan to new dark levels as he threatened Chrissie and blackmailed her into getting him a flat. This was one of the first times we really saw Lachlan’s unfiltered psychotic behaviour in display in front of his mother and the first time Chrissie was really alarmed. Seeing Lachlan like this finally made that twisted mother/son dynamic interesting and begs the question why they didn’t go down this route sooner. There was so much potential there for Chrissie to enable her son’s out of control behaviour while he terrorised her but that now seems like a missed opportunity.

Nan Knows Best

_1074 Aaron amp; Robert 26th December 2017 Part 3 of 3 - YouTubeWhen it comes to her grandkids we usually see Faith Dingle supporting Debbie’s corner, but this week it was Aaron’s turn as she was able to over him a boost to his self-esteem. Insecure and anxious about his self-harm scars, Faith was able to relate, after her mastectomy surgery gave her confidence a knock and made it difficult for her to get intimate. Despite them being family it made a welcome change for these two characters to have a meaningful scene together and although it was emotional, Faith is the right kind of loud and supportive nan figure Aaron needs in his life. Here’s hoping they share more screentime in 2018!

A New Reign?

vlcsnap-2017-12-31-18h03m26s311Apart from wandering around the village in his furs, we haven’t seen a great deal of Jimmy towards the end half of the year but 2018 looks like we might see a bit more of him. This week more of the community got involved in the golf course debacle, making the story a lot more interesting than just a Dingle protest and Jimmy was approached by councillor Morris in the hopes he would fight the developers corner. Jimmy’s family history was played on, reminding us all that Jimmy’s legacy is a lot more than just a haulage business and Tom King got a mention too. As much as I love Jimmy the fool and his relationship with Nicola, it’s about time the King family history was remembered and we started seeing a more ruthless return.

Fails

Just Leave

vlcsnap-2017-12-31-18h04m26s230When it comes to the White family it’s always the same old story and with their exits teased about 9 months ago, I’m bored rigid of them. There only seems to be two types of drama whenever they’re about – either it’s internal conflict, family members at war, or it’s something Robert’s done and this week was more of the same tired story.  With Rebecca yo-yoing for the 600th time between Emmerdale and elsewhere, having done a u-turn on her opinion of Robert twice in a week and the rest of the family (Lachlan not withstanding) whiplashing between forgiveness and condemnation of Rob again – they decided they would leave the village. About time too! But really, with all their weak-willed, wishy-washy behaviour you wonder why they didn’t do it years ago. Who cares anymore? They add nothing to the village or the programme. Just leave already.

Fave or Fail? (27 Nov-1 Dec 2017)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! Doug (eventually) got everyone in the village feeling festive just as Tom’s big secret was revealed.

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Cold and Creepy

vlcsnap-2017-12-03-09h44m10s453Despite my complaints of Lachlan’s attic adventures being a disappointment and this week’s lacklustre reveal of Robert’s lies, there’s been one consistently watchable part of the story and that’s Thomas Atkinson’s performances. From his manic laughter watching Lawrence kick Robert, to his cold attitude to his mother’s suffering, Lachlan’s really becoming fully twisted. There’s always been a real darkness to him, but there have been times where they’ve tried to soften or redeem him and in light of what he did to Alicia, it’s never really worked. But seeing him play his gullible family and manipulate everyone, all while he gets colder and creepier, seems to suggest he’s going to play a big part in the family’s downfall.

Ray of Hope

vlcsnap-2017-12-03-15h17m18s129Bob Hope is like a ray of sunshine in Emmerdale and his enthusiasm for life and awkward jokes make the café a better place. This week, after forgetting Brenda’s birthday, Bob had to make a real effort to spoil her and win back her affections. After his cake and sparkler left her feeling flat, he treated her to a new outfit and a makeover, promising to take her to see a Tom Jones tribute act – Tom Bones. Never one to shy from the limelight, Bob happily stepped up to plate and sang a gyrating tribute for Brenda when Mr Bones was ill. Not only were these scenes brilliant fun but it also let us see more of Bob and Brenda’s cute love for each other. But we all know the rules of soapland and I fear that their happiness can only mean Bob has done the unthinkable and cheated. I hope not!

Unsaid Sizzle

vlcsnap-2017-12-03-15h18m03s260With two of Emmerdale’s most popular couples separated, we’ve had to make do with (a rather frosty) Debbie and Tom’s hotel hook-ups to add any sort of heat to episodes. But this week it was all about the lingering looks and simmering tension between Aaron and Robert, and Cain towards Moira. Sure neither couple is in the right place to rekindle things just yet (though I’m hoping it won’t be long to wait for them both to reunite) but there’s so much in the unsaid. Such is the power of these actors that you can feel everything in one look alone. We can hope and beg for more, but sometimes it’s still enjoyable to see everything bubbling under the surface of scenes like a big tease.

Bonus Faves:

  • Lisa trying to take on Morris herself and her rant at Zak at the end of Friday’s episode – you go, girl!
  • Tom’s awkward and funny meeting with Charity
  • Doug’s Christmas light disaster
  • Chrissie vs Robert – the pair seem to work best against each other in a bitter rivalry and Louise Marwood excels at showing Chrissie’s sharper, harsher sides

Fails

Out with a Whimper

vlcsnap-2017-12-03-15h20m44s920After months of enduring Robert’s revenge on the Whites, we were at least owed a huge and explosive fall-out, right? I mean, not only had Robert being stealing the business from under them, but had faked a murder, had Tim drive at Chrissie in the street, ostracised Lachlan and invented a whole romance with Lawrence. They’d all be horrified, devastated, right? I mean, it didn’t take much for Lucky to put a gun on Lawrence or for Chrissie to frame Andy. But no, sadly not. This week all of Robert’s lies came out, including the fake one night stand with Lawrence, and besides a kicking and an arrest, the Whites’ reactions were a complete anti-climax. The girls were mildly grossed out by their dad having sex with someone they’d also both been with, but none of them seemed that bothered when that lie – in light of Lawrence’s own intimacy struggles – was exposed. Nor was it that much of a big deal that Chrissie had almost been run over. Robert’s revenge reached such crazy heights that the stakes should have been so much higher. I can only assume they’ve saved any real explosions for the White family’s exit but by then will anyone even care?

There Must Be More?!

Emmerdale - Tom's Pursuit of Debbie Is Finally Explained! - YouTubeAfter last week’s reveal that Mr Highflyer, Tom Waterhouse, was up to no good, he spent most of the week in shady conversations with Graham and avoiding meeting Debbie’s full family. Knowing Tom was dodgy and mysterious has left every Emmerdale fan speculating over just who Tom is and what he’s up to. The fan favourite theory is that he’s Joseph Tate, all grown up and ready to get revenge on Charity and that would be a very satisfying twist in what’s been a pretty dull but dominating storyline. However this week we learnt that Tom is actually behind the golf course and the plans to demolish Wishing Well, leaving me with that sinking feeling of disappointment. Surely that’s not it? Would Tom really go to all those lengths of wooing Debbie just to help push through a golf course development? Especially when Debbie doesn’t live at Wishing Well and often has her own dramas away from the big Dingle brood. I’m holding out hope for a further reveal because if this is the only secret then it’s a huge let down!

Scene of the Week (27 Nov-1 Dec 2017)

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Having spent about a week in the family attic, Lachlan timed his return perfectly, just as the Whites were in full meltdown. With Lawrence suggesting Chrissie turn to his usual choice of problem solver, alcohol, Lachlan walked back into their lives, casual as ever. As Chrissie launched herself at him, distraught and relieved, Lachlan remained nonchalant and smug in his own twisted way. Their relief and regret played right into his hands and Lucky hugged his mother right back, without a shred of remorse. I still think Lachlan could have caused much more drama from his secret attic lair but Thomas Atkinson’s performance of Lachlan’s cold-eyed triumph was a good watch.

Scene of the Week (6-10 Nov 2017)

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In a (much loathed) pregnancy plot that brought us endless angst, self harm, the end of one of Emmerdale’s beloved couples and a tedious panto revenge plot – it was quite a surprise to see Rebecca’s labour played for laughs. Of course, it did come immediately after a scene of Danny Miller doing what he does best and conveying a thousand tragic emotions in mere seconds as Aaron held back the sobs to congratulate his estranged husband on the birth of his child. It was every bit as searingly painful as you’d imagine and bristling with that magic chemistry. In the next room, Rebecca screamed for drugs, Chrissie was uncomfortable and naturally funny (why haven’t we seen Louise Marwood do more comedy?) and Lawrence couldn’t seem to step away from his daughter’s vagina. Tonally jarring, sure, but on the plus side it was a strangely entertaining scene in what has been one slog of a storyline.