Fave or Fail? (19-23 Feb 2018)


Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! In the week that saw Aaron and Robert finally reunite, Tracy was threatened with secrets from her past.


Make Your Dreams Come True

vlcsnap-2018-02-24-22h47m14s763If you heard the sound of happy crying on Thursday night then it was probably me. After months and months of agony and teasing, FINALLY Aaron and Robert were reunited and sought to face the future together, better than ever. It’s no secret that Danny Miller and Ryan Hawley’s chemistry has earned them thousands of fans worldwide so the pressure was on for a satisfying and romantic reunion. We got it – and then some. It had all the classic tropes of a romantic movie, with heartbroken Robert struggling to move on and Aaron realising he couldn’t live without Robert. It wasn’t just the fact they’d patched up and declared their love, it was all the special details included that made it so poignant for fans. From the fun scenes in the club, to the meaningful conversations in the garage (a location pivotal in their love story) – there wasn’t a moment wasted with all cards on the table. There wasn’t any silly misunderstandings or finger pointing, it was rooted in their intense past and entirely faithful to their characters. After so much agony and angst, it was a surreal joy to see their family happily reunited. Aaron was grinning – and you don’t see that often! It felt important and truly memorable. Moving forward, we know it can’t be plain sailing but by god, Emmerdale, don’t ruin this. You’ve got something really special.

Amazing Amy

vlcsnap-2018-02-24-22h47m51s372On any other week, Tracy’s storyline would have been top of my Faves list because if there’s anyone who deserves ALL the awards then it’s Amy Walsh. She’s been an absolute revelation this week, as Tracy was blackmailed over her prostitute past by the vile Phil. Amy conveyed Tracy’s abject fear brilliantly and her heartbreak at David’s cold shoulder was especially moving. Tracy’s scenes with Frank saw a new and improved sensitive side to his character as he was able to comfort her without judgement, until David’s treatment of her. Amy’s performances have been powerful and empathetic in this dark storyline, cementing her as one of Emmerdale’s best actors. We all wanted to rush in and rescue her this week, but I don’t think it’s going to get any easier for her as she tries to get justice. I just hope Frank and Vanessa will be there for her when David inevitably lets her down.

Squad Goals

vlcsnap-2018-02-24-22h45m35s230How great was Thursday’s episode at the bar? Fans of Robert have been crying out for him to have some actual mates for ages and Emmerdale also relished the opportunity to revisit the brilliant double act he has with Bernice, as well as giving him an ally in Vanessa. Aside from the girls’ great attempts to cheer him up, the comedy between the girls was something special. This episode was chockfull of one-liners and each character added something to the group to make it warm and funny. It’s great seeing our favourites outside of the village so it felt like we were really spoilt and even better that we got to see a group of girls having a great time and getting along. No bitchiness, no falling out over men, just bad dancing and cheesy music requests. More of this. PLEASE!

Getting Serious?

vlcsnap-2018-02-24-22h48m42s367With Charity back from her holiday this meant the Vanity hook ups could resume much to both their delights, but as the week progressed it was clear they were after a bit more than no-strings fun. While I’ve criticised Emmerdale in the past for its slow and most off-screen portrayal of Vanessa and Charity’s relationship, I was glad to see it given a little more prominence this week. I loved seeing the women have flirty fun (with drunk Vanessa being an adorable bonus) and Charity soften to the idea of something more serious. When the writing is there, Vanity is sparky and fun, bringing out new sides to both characters. There’s still room for more though, and I want to see it!

Bonus Faves

  • Gerry and Jacob’s lovely attempts to cheer up Liv (ice cream Gerry, leave out the vodka) and talk sense into Gabby. Jacob continues to be wonderful and the Liv/Gabby drama continues to be believable and well done
  • Ross’s continued struggles
  • Aaron’s lovely attempts to help Liv with her sexuality
  • Bernice’s funny but very blunt relationship advice
  • Priya and Kerry’s badgering of the DJ for 90s classics leading to them being kicked out – TV gold!
  • Robert and Liv repairing their fractured relationship. They have always been one of my favourite relationships in Emmerdale so it was touching seeing them move on and become a family again – that hug!
  • Joe’s redecorated Home Farm and it looks amazing
  • Faith using the loo when Chas was in the room – they’ve got a brilliant mother/daughter dynamic
  • Jimmy’s sycophantic “Thank you, Mr Tate!” combined with Robert’s bristling fury at Joe calling him “Richard” – this new rivalry will be amazing


David is the Worst

vlcsnap-2018-02-24-22h49m11s488There is always stiff competition when it comes to “worst man in Emmerdale” but surely David Metcalfe wins this one hands down? As if his cheating on insecure Tracy wasn’t bad enough this week he behaved so hideously that I’m firmly Team Tracy Deserves Better. With predatory and disgusting Phil blackmailing Tracy, David caught them in a compromising position and then learnt the truth about Tracy’s past. Instead of being warm, loving and supportive of his wife he was cold and accusatory, unable to even look at her in the same way when he found out about her history. While it would understandably be a shock, David’s attitude towards her prostitution (and his selfish attitude in general) has soured my view of him completely and that’s without considering his recent lying and cheating. With Tracy’s other family members showing compassion and understanding, David is a far cry from the type of man Tracy needs. It’s going to take a lot for me to warm to him again.


Fave or Fail? (5-9 Feb 2018)


Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! This week saw Ross attacked with acid in what looks to be the start of a great story.


A Huge New Story

Emmerdale - Ross' Acid Burns Prognosis Brings Him to Tears - YouTubeThe best drama in soap is complicated and often dealing with big, societal issues. Emmerdale has it all in the start of a huge new story for Ross as he was attacked with acid this week. In a case of mistaken identity, Ross was attacked instead of Joe as Debbie’s naïve desire for revenge got out of hand. The scenes with the attack were haunting and traumatically played. Now that there’s just two Barton brothers left it’s a good story to soften their rather aggressive edges and gives Mike Parr more emotional performances to come – a welcome change from his usual stories. It might be the making of Pete too, as he steps into a supportive role. Naturally Debbie’s guilt is already tearing her apart and it’s going to have huge reaching consequences when they discover who was behind it. There are so many threads to this story and that’s what is so great – such as, now that Cain knows, how will this affect his recently repaired relationship with Moira; how will Ross feel considering his past love for Debbie? So many questions lie ahead, but for now a great start to what I’m sure will be an engaging and sensitive story for Ross.

Community Spirit

Emmerdale - Jimmy Makes Amends With the Dingles - YouTubeThere’s nothing I enjoy more in Emmerdale than when the village all come together. Whether it’s a community project, a choir, a quiz or a big old party in the pub I love when we get a big mix of characters making it feel like a real village! This week saw the café hosting the inaugural KHAV (Keep Harriet As Vicar) meeting with various church-going villagers trying to give Harriet’s self esteem a boost and reject the bishop’s attempts to replace her. I’m not Harriet’s biggest fan but it was a nice chance to see others rallying in her corner and truth be told I’ve been missing Pearl lately. Then there was the Dingle Wishing Well rebuild which saw an unlikely host of characters offering to help Zak and Lisa rebuild their home from rubble. Who thought we’d see Kerry, the Sharmas and Jimmy all pitching in? This was fun, warm and heartwarming stuff. More of it please!

Brotherly Bonding

Emmerdale - Monday 5 Feb 7pm - The ITV Hub (1)Joe’s arrival in Emmerdale has meant we’ve got to see a lot more of Noah and I’m pleased about that. Despite a rather rocky upbringing, Noah maintains a dry sense of humour and a grin and he’s showing us new sides to Joe too. Eager to bond with his big (and rich) bro, Noah kept sneaking over to Home Farm this week for peanut butter sandwiches and marshmallow loaded hot chocolate and the two have become buddies already. Joe’s genuine and caring for Noah in a way we haven’t seen yet and I’ll be interested to see where that goes – or if Joe starts to use him as a bit of a pawn against the Dingles. As for Noah, after his holiday with Charity, the question is will he still want to connect to his Tate roots?

Jimmy’s Crisis

Emmerdale - Monday 5 Feb 7pm - The ITV HubI think Jimmy and Nicola are one of Emmerdale’s biggest assets. They’re big and fun characters with a great family dynamic and thankfully we’re starting to see a bit more of them lately. With Jimmy involved with Home Farm and Nicola eager for that prestige and status again, she’s gone very gung-ho about Jimmy’s involvement, despite the fact Joe’s been using him as a lacky. Jimmy plays the loveable buffoon well, but now he’s starting to cover up his health concerns. Even though the couple play the nag/fool dynamic well, they’re really great at the softer intricacies of a marriage too and I hope that if Jimmy’s health worsens we get to see more from the Kings in a serious and emotional plot. Isn’t it about time they both had something a bit more serious to do again?


Stalling For Time

Emmerdale 8th February 2018 Part 2 - Video DailymotionStories take time to play out and sometimes that waiting, that frustration for a mystery to be solved, a killer to be found or a love to be rekindled is part of the fun. But other times the dragging of a story feels like just that: a drag. Having just watched Emma’s story roll on for longer than it should, perhaps lessening its impact – it would be a shame if comeuppance for Lachlan stretched beyond its dramatic potential too. Rebecca waking up with memory problems seemed like a way to stall for time and delay the discovery of Lachlan’s actions rather than an exploration of the impact of amnesia on Rebecca’s life. I don’t fancy repetitive scenes of her waking up every episode with no memory but for a character as undeveloped as Rebecca, they could make more of her rehabilitation. Lachlan’s part in this story is by far the most interesting aspect and it’ll be a shame to lose Thomas Atkinson but I hope the story doesn’t lose its momentum as we keep nearing then swerve the truth.

Fave or Fail? (22-26 Jan 2018)


Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! This week Lachlan freaked out at Chrissie and Lawrence’s funeral and Joe got threatened by Sam Dingle of all people! 


Riding Solo

Emmerdale - Lachlan's Creepy Speech to a Helpless Comatose Rebecca - YouTubeWith his family either dead or unconscious, Lachlan had a hard job this week carrying a lot of story on his own. Thanks to some chilling beside scenes, Thomas Atkinson delivered some brilliant monologues and even managed to act superbly when all he was doing was reacting to the sound of a voicemail. He’s such a talent and makes Lachlan both dark and sympathetic even when he shouldn’t be. My only hope is that his secret doesn’t stay secret for too long as the stalling tactics were a real weakness in Emma’s story. If Lachlan’s leaving, then let’s hope the resolution is explosive rather than never-ending.

Making a Mark on Marlon

Emmerdale - Thursday 25 Jan 8pm - The ITV HubIn the week that saw Faith and Eric reunited (yay!) we also revisited the possibility of Marlon and Jessie. Smart and sarcastic Jessie is a great new addition to Emmerdale and she’s already made her mark on Marlon. After last week’s disastrous attempt at a date, Jessie put a stop to anything more happening between them but lets face it with smitten Marlon still a little hopeful, it’s only a matter of time. Jessie really injects fun into the village and being a headteacher with a wicked sense of humour means she’s already taking no nonsense from the likes of Rishi Sharma! Maybe it’s too early to say if this will be a lasting romance, but I reckon there’s potential there worth exploring.

Unlikely Allies

Emmerdale - Wednesday 24 Jan 7pm - The ITV HubJoe Tate found himself an unlikely ally this week as Ross Barton appeared to befriend him. Of course, all is not as it seems and Ross is playing the long game by getting Joe on side so he can take him down with the Dingles, but could this turn into a real friendship? Joe already has great chemistry with angel-on-his-shoulder Graham but the Ross dynamic worked well onscreen too, however unlikely. Both blokes could do with a mate and if Ross’s friendship ends up becoming the real thing that might at least put an end to the Ross and Debbie debacle!

Finding it Hard to Forgive

vlcsnap-2018-01-28-18h25m19s218Bob’s betrayal of Brenda continues to be a heartbreaking but equally as watchable storyline. We were so used to seeing these two just serving coffee and cake so it makes a really enjoyable change to have them at the centre of the show, selling their character’s difficult time with some excellent performances. It’s agony to watch Brenda’s sadness, but Lesley Dunlop’s honest portrayal of her struggle to move on and forgive Bob is excellent but the end of the week saw her investigate the woman she thinks Bob slept with which can only end badly. It’s a very emotional story, grounded in reality and that’s exactly what’s needed sometimes to balance the high stakes drama.


We Want More!

vlcsnap-2018-01-28-17h39m45s422Vanessa and Charity’s sparky non-relationship feels like a big tease from Emmerdale right now. Way back in October when they hooked up and Vanessa began exploring her sexuality there was an anticipation in the air and a real interest in where this might lead for the two characters, but since then it’s all been a bit of a let down. Sure, we get the odd glimpse of their flirting and off screen clues to their no-strings arrangement, but besides that it all feels a little half-hearted. This week stronger feelings (and a resistance to admitting them) came from both Ness and Charity, but any development on Vanessa’s sexual identity was waved away with an offhand comment and we hardly see them together to know how they feel. Hopefully this will change soon and gain some depth, otherwise it’ll continue to be a disappointment after all that potential.

Fave or Fail? (11-15 Sep 2017)


Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! As Nell’s story ended on a whimper, we met newbie Tom.


Girl Squads

Emmerdale - Wednesday 13 Sept 7pm - The ITV HubFemale friendship was at the forefront of Emmerdale this week and I loved it. From supporting Leyla, to Kerry and Bernice’s salon antics and encouragement of Daz, to the brilliant scenes of Nicola, Bernice and Laurel – it was great to see warmth and solidarity amongst friends. My personal highlights were the scenes between Laurel and pals as there were subtle reminders of other ongoing stories like her wariness of Emma and her coping alone as a single parent now that Ashley’s gone. These moments, like the dinner party and the date crashing, were funny and heartfelt and in amongst the big dramatic plots we could do with more quiet, relatable scenes like this of friends getting together to bond, gossip and open up over a bottle or two!

Getting Over It

Emmerdale - Monday 11 Sept 7pm - The ITV HubI really enjoyed Leyla’s storyline this week as she attempted to pick herself up after the Pete and Priya debacle, because after a betrayal and a jilting what could be better than putting on a glam wedding dress, getting drunk and moping in a puddle? Okay – maybe the puddle dwelling was a minor set-back to her recovery, but it did give her a touching heart to heart and muddy cuddle with BFF David. Their scenes always have a natural rapport and they seem to bring out the best in each other. Despite a brief consideration that she might still have feelings for him (no Emmerdale, don’t go there) Leyla eventually realised she just needed to find a better man. This week prompted a lot of soul searching from lonely and heartbroken Leyla but I was glad to see she had other friends ready to help her since Priya did the dirty. I also really liked Leyla’s new understanding with Megan, even in light of their history, and they finally feel like a solid team with Megan being a warm support for her through the week. I hope they don’t rush into a new relationship for Leyla because let’s face it – the next one needs to treat her good!

New Faces

Emmerdale - Mr Waterhouse Has Some Bad News for Debbie - YouTubeNewbie Tom seems to be Emmerdale’s answer to Christian Grey, but despite the slightly hokey introduction story (Cheese Factor 100), he already seems to have charm and potential alongside Graham too. Sure the business talk was a little stilted and Debbie seems awkward in these glamourous heist style stories, but there’s definitely more intrigue and spark there with Tom than there ever has been with Ross. All I ask of Emmerdale is that they ease off on another Debbie centred love triangle so soon after the last one. I’m all for letting her pick and choose her lovers but it’d be nice to see a bit more of Tom before he gets bogged down in falling for her.


Empty Gestures

Emmerdale - Is This the End of David and Tracy - YouTubeIt’s coming up to David and Tracy’s first wedding anniversary (and also a year since we had to watch David’s tedious and never-ending proposals) so by soap law the mostly happy couple were due a bit of turmoil. That came in the shape of money and miscommunication and it almost seemed like Tracy was ready to call it quits on their marriage. But watching them argue I couldn’t help but think they were both in the wrong and both acted unreasonably! David was insensitive and Tracy over-reacted – but this isn’t new ground for their relationship. Like the other couples in the Dales, the Metcalfes always end up digging over the same ground in their arguments – David underappreciates or fails to support Tracy, she overreacts, and he makes it up to her with an outlandish gesture. This week it was a Thai themed fake wedding (which did seem ill-timed in light of Leyla’s recent dramas) but has much changed? When they’re not stuck in that shop, their lowkey relationship drama often relies on David talking down to Tracy and her tendency to act first think later – wouldn’t this be better resolved by learning from their blips than papering over them with another big gesture?

Racing to the Finish Line

Emmerdale - Nell Proves She's Learned Absolutely Nothing - YouTubeLast week I was pumped with excitement over the Nell storyline. The events following the reveal were something of a thriller and it felt like just the beginning of Nell’s machinations, especially with her moving in with Moira and getting Jai arrested. But no sooner had it begun was it all over leaving me thinking: is that it?! By Tuesday Nell was already out of the village and tricking another vulnerable person into taking her in. What a waste! A character like Nell is obviously short term, but her months of deception didn’t seem to have that great an impact on anyone besides confusion and anger for a few episodes. As Nell’s state of mind pushed her to greater and more disturbing lies, the climax fizzled into nothing and honestly I was expecting a classic Emmerdale shock, putting a few lives at risk at least! Ultimately, unless there’s some consequences on the horizon, I can’t help but wonder what the point of it was?

Fave or Fail? (28 Aug-1 Sep 2017)


Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! This week saw Aaron walk away from a fight and Robert start a fight with some office stationery.


Friends with Benefits

vlcsnap-2017-09-03-12h12m13s840One of Emmerdale’s biggest assets right now is the relationship between Eric and Faith – an unlikely but brilliant couple. They have the all sparks and the moments of vulnerability that signal the formula for a couple you can really root for, even if they did have a few setbacks this week. After David suggested Faith might be a golddigger, Eric backed away from starting anything romantic with Faith and she was hurt, thinking her mastectomy was putting him off. Rodney jumped in to pick up the pieces and stir up trouble, but Faith’s heart was sold on Eric and the two kissed – yay! There’s a real warmth in their scenes but of course, good things never last and they split again because of a misunderstanding. It’s about time we had another couple we could all get behind and Eric and Faith are perfect antidote to all that soapy heartbreak.

Helping the Homeless

vlcsnap-2017-09-03-12h08m26s669Kerry and Amelia came up with a plan this week to host an event for the local homeless in the hopes it would encourage Dan’s brother, Daz to come to the village. Normally Kerry centred plots aren’t my favourite but in amongst the comedy I’m enjoying seeing her more compassionate side. Before we moved onto the repetitive “Dan shouts, him and Kerry argue” part of the story, the scenes in the village hall had a fun mix of characters and as I mentioned in my Scene of the Week, moved well from funny to heartfelt and serious. Bernice’s insensitivity and Nicola’s lack of enthusiasm stopped the story from being too dry and preachy but overall it’s been a welcome change to see Kerry being less selfish.

Dark Frank

vlcsnap-2017-09-03-12h11m28s543As far as ex-cons go, Frank’s been something of a wet weekend. We’ve heard the stories of his crimes but mostly he’s just been trying to get his girls on side and hang around David’s shop. Since being played by Megan and Charity for his cheating, he’s acted like the wounded party, but this week we saw a flash of something else. In the pub he threatened Charity and swore to her that if she ever crossed him again he’d hurt her more than she ever thought she could be! Yikes! This was quite a turn-around for Frank and suddenly made him all the more interesting. I feel like it’s about time actor Michael Praed had something to get his teeth into – something really nasty and juicy – and his veneer of charm would work well under real darkness. Might we see something much more dangerous from Frank in future? That would certainly be more gripping than what we have seen so far!


Panto Season

vlcsnap-2017-09-03-12h09m30s594No, don’t adjust your calendars, it’s still only September, but in the village panto season has started early. What is it with Robert Sugden and the White family? Like the cartoonish family themselves, it seems like whenever Robert’s within a foot of them he begins hiding round corners and smirking again. He’s one hair away from twirling his villainous moustache! It’s not to say he’s not charming enough to pull off the deception, but his masterplans are more sketchshow than foolproof and there’s little fun to be had when they make it so easy for him. At this rate they might as well be opening the safe for him with a “Help Yourself” sign. Only Lachlan’s smart enough to be wise to his real motives, now that Chrissie’s keeping away, but they’re being so gullible you almost want Robert to get away with it. Ryan Hawley has charisma by the bucketload, but if they’re determined to keep Robert treading this dark path then at least give him a worthy opponent to cross, someone that doesn’t turn all his scenes into nonsensical farce.

After School Special

vlcsnap-2017-09-03-12h12m50s062Don’t you just hate those scenes in movies where the villain stands around long enough to be defeated by the good guy? Well it was a classic case of good triumphing evil in the Aaron and Jason plot this week with a resolution that bordered on a cringey after school special about bullying. During Aaron’s time in prison, Jason was unrelenting and sickening in his torment of Aaron, to the extent that in parts it felt like Emmerdale had undermined Aaron’s character recovery after Gordon’s abuse trial. Jason’s return felt like an effort to answer those criticisms and readdress the power balance by having Aaron face up to him and come out on top. However the reality of the situation felt like a sticking point – could a man like Jason really change a lifetime of awful behaviour after some words of truth and a punch from Cain? Sure, it’s not like Jason was redeemed in the end but Aaron’s victory felt hollow in its lack of believability and his forgiving nature didn’t work for me after such extremes. Outside of a prison setting, Jason felt like a caricature and a story with such a gritty beginning had an almost fairytale and unsatisfying ending.

Scene of the Week (28 Aug-1 Sep 2017)



This scene, between Kerry, Bernice and a homeless man they’d helped makes my surprising choice for Scene of the Week. I say surprising because it’s not often a scene can move so well between Bernice’s usual style of insensitive comedy to something genuinely moving and reflective. Kudos to the actor Adam Radcliffe, who played homeless man Jude, who managed to make the audience and our favourite beauty therapists think about the real impact of their work in the delivery of his few lines of dialogue. It was a reminder how a small act of kindness can make a huge impact on a person and moved this plot away from a cartoonish depiction of “hobos” and into something a bit more heartfelt.

Fave or Fail? (21-25 August 2017)


Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! This week Megan’s revenge was foiled and Rhona took a brave step in moving on with her life.


Softer Side

Emmerdale - Kerry Tells Dan a Painful Secret About Her Past - YouTubeYou might be surprised to see Kerry at the top spot this week seeing as she’s one of my least favourite characters in The Dales, but it just shows what a change in material can do. We’re used to Kerry being loudmouthed, brash and selfish and there are times she’s difficult to like. This week though, on discovering Dan’s brother Daz was homeless, Kerry was shaken and withdrawn and we soon discovered that she too had experienced homelessness in the past. Laura Norton proved what a great actress she is as Kerry opened up and revealed her vulnerability to Dan. I’m tired of their silly spats but this was a lot more nuanced and heartfelt and it really had me rooting for the pair of them and certainly made me like Kerry a lot more. It’s nice to see a change in direction like this and helps balance out those characters, who are normally the loud and funny ones, into more empathetic and believable ones.

Moving On

Emmerdale - Rhona's Decision Brings Paddy to Tears - YouTubeI was really pleased with how Emmerdale handled Rhona’s storyline this week. While I’ll always feel fondly towards Paddy and Rhona – and expect their reunion is inevitable – their hook up this week was too much too soon and I worried they’d rush to reunite the pair. Thankfully after the great confrontation with Pierce, Rhona was empowered and courageous, recognising that reuniting with Paddy wasn’t the right choice for her to make at this time. There were emotional and moving scenes as Paddy and Rhona talked and accepted that it wasn’t right to get back together, but for now I think Rhona (and the writers) made the right choice for her.

Revenge Tactics

Emmerdale - Frank Is Arrested for Fraud - YouTubeI can’t say I’ve enjoyed Megan’s revenge plot on Frank and it makes the “Faves” list partly because I’m just glad it’s over and all out in the open! Megan and Frank’s naivety to make this story work has never been believable and Megan’s plan seemed extreme in light of how little revenge she took on Jai (who treated her much worse). In spite of this, Gaynor Faye is a great actress and when Megan finally spoke of her reasons why she wanted payback, I could believe it more. It’s a shame it didn’t happen sooner. With Frank scorned, Charity caught out and Megan isolated I’m interested to see what happens next. Preferably no reunion for Megan and Frank though – there’s always been something really insipid about that coupling.

Bonus Fave: Pearl – for being a wonderful support of Rhona this week and dressing up for her “date” with Paddy. Brilliantly funny.


Too Silly?

Emmerdale - Monday 21 Aug 7pm - The ITV Hub (1)Call me fickle, but early this year I questioned whether Emmerdale was a bit too dark, with its heavy focus on serious and difficult subject matters but now we seem to have the opposite problem. Okay so summer time does bring out the ‘silly season’ now and again (remember last year’s pirate ship?!) but I had a serious case of comedy fatigue this week. Monday saw Dan and Jimmy compete in their race, which despite a few funny moments (Angel calling Bernice a Judas being a particular highlight) took up far too much of the episode than it warranted. Then there’s Charity, naturally hilarious and offering up a needed dose of fun to the revenge plot – but I can’t help but feel, as amusing as it is in small doses, that Charity deserves much greater storylines and drama than singing to Little Mix.

Fave or Fail? (14-18 August 2017)


Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! A great week of big moments – Moira kissed Cain, Finn learnt some of the truth about James’s death, and Leyla and Pete jilted each other!


Emma’s Confession

vlcsnap-2017-08-19-16h53m07s699We’re one step closer to Emma’s world crumbling as this week saw Finn put 2 + 2 together to make 5 and got the almost truth about how his dad died. With thrillingly tense scenes, Finn confronted his mum and managed to dig away at her panicked and unravelling lies until he got her to confess that she was there on the bridge and that it was an argument which lead to James’s death. Joe Gill gave the performance of his time on Emmerdale so far as his emotions switched from disbelief and anger to confusion and upset. Finn’s relationship with Emma has always been an interesting one, especially as in some ways they’re so similar, so it was only right he was the first to expose the truth. Gillian Kearney plays Emma’s emotional turmoil so well that you can almost believe her fabrications to hide the real extent of her involvement in James’s death. The scenes of Finn’s suspicion and Emma’s confession spanned an hour long episode but it was a testament to the performances that it didn’t drag at all. With Finn now sitting on the big secret it doesn’t feel like long before more of the truth will come out but I worry for his safety if Emma’s irrational behaviour gets out of hand. Exciting stuff!

Marriage Mayhem

vlcsnap-2017-08-19-16h53m49s487Pete and Leyla’s wedding was never going to go smoothly, was it? But who could’ve guessed the Carry On escapades that transpired?! With Pete and Priya’s betrayal stinking up the air, I think most of us expected the liaison to come out in dramatic effect but what we didn’t expect was a double jilting with both bride and groom trying to escape through the toilet windows! This storyline has been something of a damp squib, but the wedding two-parter was full of genuinely funny moments. From Doug and Eric’s bickering to the wedding goer’s aghast at the crazy events following the window rescue, there were some great laughs. It was nice too to see Jacob in a sweet and supportive role, and even Ross managed to look like the mature and non-sleazey one compared to Pete! But perhaps nothing will top the brilliant moment of Leyla’s open-mouthed reaction to see her groom making the same escape she was. Priceless.

Lingering Feelings

vlcsnap-2017-08-19-16h49m23s082I’ve long been a fan of Cain and Moira’s relationship so to see all those unresolved feelings rise to the surface again this week was a joy. Their chemistry makes these sorts of moments seem effortless and you can fully believe the multitude of unsaid emotions. Despite a bit of a sexist trope being used when Cain came to Moira’s rescue (this is Moira who’s used to farm machinery and independence here!) it stirred up lingering tension and Moira went in for a kiss. Over the next few days, with Harriet feeling like a spare part, Cain and Moira cemented themselves as the couple destined to be together as Moira tried to set Cain free again to move on, even though we all know deep down they both still love each other. It’s pretty obvious how this one’s going to play out but all that embittered love and tension is the right kind of romance angst!


Tired Laughs

vlcsnap-2017-08-19-16h43m41s833It’s not the worst comedy story ever seen – and god, remember last year’s endless pirate ship summer filler?! But Emmerdale really need to come up with something new for the rivalry between Nicola + Jimmy vs Kerry + Dan. Separately both couples can offer quite a lot of laughs, when it’s done right, but the petty competition between Kerry and Nicola – while their exasperated and hen-pecked spouses watch on – is getting old. Kerry’s loud-mouthed outrage and Nicola’s screechy need to rule are fine in small doses but after last year’s Dan and Nicola kiss moment, the two pairs did enough warring and now it’s lost its shine.

Mood Killer

vlcsnap-2017-08-19-16h41m52s608Much to my surprise I really enjoyed the Pete and Leyla near-wedding daftness. That was until Emmerdale decided to spoil it by having Pete and Priya go at it in the honeymoon suite. Ew, grubby! Since Pete and Priya began their hook ups, it’s been an out-of-nowhere mess, really lacking that key affair ingredient – chemistry. I can just about buy Priya’s loneliness, the way she feels out of place now that Rakesh has gone, but her betrayal of Leyla has always been hard to stomach or believe, especially for someone as charisma free as Pete. Pete spent the latter half of his wedding day tearing into Priya and being generally vile but her confronting him and standing up to him didn’t last long, and soon we had to grimace through truly uncomfortable scenes. I’m sure Priya’s thumping of Pete’s chest and his shouty grabbing of her was meant to get us going but it was awkward and pretty revolting behaviour to say the least. And about as far from sexy as you can get. End this now, please!

Dress like your fave: Kerry


Kerry is a colourful character in the village of Emmerdale and her sense of style (or lack of!) certainly reflects that. Now, you might not want to go full on Kerry, but throwing in the odd fun piece might be a way to brighten up your wardrobe. Kerry goes big and bold in her choice of colour, from her signature pink lips to a bright biker jacket – they’re quick ways to liven up your outfits. There are lots of colourful biker jackets in the shops right now, so maybe Kerry is more fashionable than we thought. There’s also a lot of glitz and metallics in Kerry’s wardrobe, so you could got totally OTT with sequins like the above jeans, or a bit more subtle with these rose gold trainers – and if you really are after the Kerry look then she’d definitely wear these “love” earrings. For more casual wear, Kerry loves a printed top and she’s often seen with a bit of fur too – maybe not both at once. More recently Kerry wanted a pineapple motif bag (but ended up with earrings) and there’s loads in the shops right now – but I thought this one was cute and the perfect size for some cash and a lippie!