Laurel: Not that we’re judging…
Doug: What’s to judge?
Brenda: We’ve spent the morning Titchmarshing.
Laurel: Not that we’re judging…
Doug: What’s to judge?
Brenda: We’ve spent the morning Titchmarshing.
Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! This week Diane’s birthday surprise was one hell of a shock and Laurel and Brenda sort of made amends.
It was nice to see the Dingles get a bit of downtime this week after Sarah’s health drama of last week and Charity’s ongoing heartache. Cain is always lovely to see in sensitive “Grumpy” mode (even if they’ve disappointing removed all antagonism from Joe Tate’s feud with the Dingles) and I reckon Charity’s cushions were one of the week’s biggest highlights! Even though Cain and Moira’s storyline begins next week it was refreshing to see them hanging out on the swings with the kids enjoying the summer. I say bring on next week though – as the person watching them from the farm reveals himself!
News Travels Fast
You’d think the villagers of Emmerdale would be used to an illicit bunk up but that didn’t stop tongues wagging this week when Doug and Brenda’s night together became common knowledge. After that disastrous surprise party, news spread quickly in the pub and even made its way to the Dingle girls’ group chat (I LOVE that they have a group chat by the way). From Nicola’s disappointment to miss out on the drama to the giggles around the bar, this gave the story a fun injection of village life and I always love moments where everyone feels a bit more connected in each other’s stories.
Sometimes it’s the guest characters in Emmerdale that are the heroes of the week and this time it was another smart mouthed copper who stole the show in Friday’s episode. Like the rest of us he was sick of the childish spats between Brenda and Laurel as they got detained for the night and then things escalated when Bob and Doug arrived. The frustrated cop was officially Done as the blokes bickered too. As Emmerdale takes its yearly summer dip in storyline quality, I’m grateful that we at least have some guest characters to liven things up in the village.
Within a week Amelia’s story has gone from intriguing to downright disappointing. We don’t know the full story yet, but all the mystery seems to have been removed regardless. Amelia is now holed up in a flat with a girl who has been grooming her online. In order to increase the mystery element, all the grooming happened off screen but now it’s quite a leap to expect us to believe Amelia would be so enamoured and obedient to her captor, giving up all access to the outside world. It looks like this girl is the daughter of the man Daz killed in the army and if that’s the case then it’s going to be a reveal with zero shock factor. Now that Beth has added a ridiculous Dalek voice changer, her threats to Daz have even less impact. There’s no fun in guessing what’s’ happened to Amelia anymore when the truth seems so obvious. What are we left with apart from the tiresome Spencer brother feud that got old last year?
Cheating is more common than the cold in Emmerdale so just as you think they might have run out of ways to reveal it in spectacular fashion, they pull this out of the bag! With everyone waiting for Diane to come home to celebrate her birthday, the villagers hid ready to shout surprise, only for Doug to drop the Brenda bombshell before they had the chance. What followed was some hysterical reactions, from the drama loving Jimmy, to awkward disgust and horror from Bob and Laurel to Faith who just really needed a pee. Poor Diane had double the mortification as she heard the truth – not just about the bedroom antics but then watching her friends sheepishly escape the house having heard everything. It was a scene of pure cringe comedy but a great moment, even if it did mean destroying one of Emmerdale’s most stable couples.
Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! In the week that saw Chas tell Paddy the truth about the baby, Sarah learnt she is suffering heart failure.
Mother Daughter Divide
It was a traumatic week for Debbie and Sarah as their strained relationship broke down in the middle of Sarah’s health crisis. After joyriding, Sarah couldn’t contain her anger any further and told the police that her mother was behind Ross’s acid attack. But when the police showed up, Sarah collapsed and after tests it was found that she has heart failure. An emotional and agonising time for any family, but it was made even harder because Sarah cannot forgive Debbie and feels betrayed by her. I like the layers in this story, the stubbornness of both characters and Debbie’s vulnerability on show. The elements related to the acid attack are still a weak point, and it would be nice if someone mentioned trying to get hold of Andy (even if he’s unlikely to return) just to make this more than just about Debbie, but it’s the complicated emotions here that make it worth watching.
Where is Amelia?
This week the Spencers did a TV appeal for missing Ameila, on ITV News no less (loving the meta) and the thing I’m enjoying about this story is that I genuinely don’t know what’s happened to her. This week Daz was under fire but it almost feels like he’s been set up, possibly even by Dan. Could this be an inside job? I really hope this story triggers some real and surprising twists and keeps us well away from the tedious spats between the brothers. The other shining light of this story is Kerry again, who is staying positive and supportive. Who ever thought we’d see Kerry having such a calm and mature influence?
Everyone Needs a Marlon
If you were picking Dingles to be in your corner, you’d definitely pick Marlon, wouldn’t you? If not for the cooking then definitely his hugs. This week Marlon was caught in a difficult position between supporting his best mate and hearing Chas desperately upset. Marlon’s relationship with Paddy is one I rarely get tired of, full of warmth and humour, but it’s his empathetic side that really shone this week as he comforted Chas. He could sense something was wrong with her and tried to be there without interfering simply by asking her if she was okay and offering an ear. Marlon was exactly the loved one you’d need in hard times, sympathetic and kind without judgement. He doesn’t get nearly enough appreciation so I thought I’d start right here!
The Next Generation
Controversially I quite enjoyed Leanna Cavanagh’s role this week as the nasty teen leading the others astray. I can see her becoming a full-on bully in the village but sometimes we need an antagonist, someone who does and says awful things and who we love to hate, to shake things up. Bunking school and joyriding seems pretty soap standard, but Emmerdale’s young actors in this group (Jacob, Noah and Sarah) are a watchable bunch and usually pretty well behaved! It was good to see them take a bigger role and alone, away from the adults. With their parents’ drama-packed lives, there’s no doubt that this generation of kids are going to cause plenty of mayhem when they grow up and this is only the start.
Scraping the Barrel
It was whiskey-snog o’clock again in Emmerdale this week as Brenda and Doug succumbed not to secret passion but Emmerdale’s tired clichés. With this snog (and probably more off screen) this signals another stable couple left in tatters. Doug and Diane were the only long term couple who hadn’t been given a cheating plot and now they’re just another village statistic. And what’s worse is that he’s Laurel’s dad, meaning they’ve made the whole Brenda/Bob/Laurel fallout a whole lot more complicated. Won’t anybody think of the kids?! Cheating and drunken mistakes are soap bread and butter, but every soap needs stable and enduring relationships, even if they are gentle and drama free. Emmerdale put the bullet in this by destroying Zak and Lisa in 2015 and since then it’s been break up after break up. How can we be expected to care about these families and couples when Emmerdale doesn’t seem to? Doug and Diane might not have been groundbreaking or fan favourites, but it’s important to the fabric of the village to have some stable couples. This just feels lazy.
Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! Belle discovered she wasn’t pregnant after all this week and Ross learnt Debbie was the one behind the acid attack.
The Hope Twins
This week has done it. I’m now a superfan of the Hope twins. If their mouthy reaction to Laurel wasn’t enough, then this week they remorselessly set fire to dad Bob’s clothes and were Team Brenda all the way. It’s what he deserves, frankly. I feel so sorry for them being dragged into this horrible mess and they deserved a cuddle, not a telling off. One thing I have enjoyed about the Bob and Laurel affair, apart from seeing a vengeful Brenda is the focus on how this is affecting the kids and the Hope twins are certainly bearing the brunt of it. It’s nice that they’ve been let out of the story cupboard too!
Until the end of the week I was pretty disappointed that the aftermath of Gerry’s death was really lacklustre. The main focus in the week after the tragedy seemed to be Doug’s self pity and the BnB’s insurance – hardly the emotional remembrance it should have been. However things had picked up a little on Thursday as Gerry’s relative came to town and it was a chance for the villagers to reflect on the things we knew and loved about the cheeky chap, like his interest in older ladies. Sam and Lydia brought some much needed light to the story too. It’s been nice to see Doug get a storyline but I can’t help but think it’s been a waste not to have him a bit more upset and why they aren’t using Danny Miller’s award winning tears? Surely Gerry deserves a bit more emotion!
As I keep saying, I need Lachlan’s evilness to peak before this story drags any longer but in the meantime I think we all need to be wary of what might happen with Belle. With Lachlan pouring all his hopes on fatherhood saving him and Belle not keen (nice twist on the false positive), I can see this getting really nasty for her in future. If Emmerdale explores their relationship turning dark then this could be a good, dramatic way to reach a climax in the Lachlan storyline.
Damsel in Distress
Debbie is a divisive character, especially considering she was behind Ross’s acid attack, but I think it’s fair to say she deserves more than just being the damsel between warring men. It might have been a set up to get Debbie pushed to confessed to Ross but everything felt exhaustingly familiar this week as Debbie was shot and was fought over at the hospital by Joe and Ross. I happen to quite like the Joe and Debbie relationship – at least because he manages to lighten up her dour personality – but the love triangle angst over Debbie felt far too repetitive. And it goes without saying that there was zero jeopardy considering Debbie’s like a cat with nine lives. I often like her scenes best when she’s with her family or she’s being active in a story – good or bad. But the scenes this week felt very passive and old fashioned to further man-pain rather than anything worthy of her own. Female characters should be much more than this.
Back when Ross’s harrowing acid attack story started, who would have thought we’d be here watching scenes of cardboard gangsters and toy-looking guns? Emmerdale can do informative and entertaining well, covering huge and important issues with sensitivity AND drama but unfortunately Ross’s acid attack has become a farce. Instead of sticking to a story exploring Ross’s pain and recovery, his identity and masculinity, Emmerdale have thrown the kitchen sink of clichés at it making Ross a wannabe gun-waving action hero and chucking in cartoonish guest characters. This story should have shown us Ross’s struggle, giving Mike Parr big challenges and changing Ross’s character somewhat, instead these recent scenes have shown us the worst aggressive sides of him and leaned heavily on guest characters we don’t care about. After Ross’s tiresome showdown with the caricature pimp Connor, his confrontation with Joe involved stretching believability to its breaking point (as Ross could overpower Graham) and the scenes were oddly devoid of any real tension. Even the actors seemed to struggle with the ropey material and the police raid on Home Farm was laughably bad. All these guns and pimps and outlandish showdowns have removed all heart and sensitivity from this storyline, making me wonder why they didn’t just stick to telling an emotive story about recovery.
Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! We lost Gerry this week after he was brutally murdered by Lachlan White. Miss you already Gerry!
Gerry’s Tragic Ending
Oh Gerry, sweet Gerry! I’m sure I speak for most people when I say: I miss you already! What a cruel and horrible way to go, especially when he seemed to have such a big heart and a happy-go-lucky personality. His final scenes, despite a build up that was a bit too heavy handed and obvious, were unbearably tense and uncomfortable to watch. Both actors did an incredible job in creating a huge feeling of dread throughout in scenes which were claustrophobic to watch. It was a memorable and heart-breaking moment which gave Emmerdale the bit of ‘oompf’ that it’s been missing since the start of the year and it gave Lachlan’s story sudden momentum, making the desire for justice more significant. Was one good moment and a boost for the soap’s resident villain enough to warrant losing such a popular and versatile character though?
Once again I’m so impressed by Thomas Atkinson’s performances as the psychopathic Lachlan White, easily making this a highlight of the week. Not only does he manage to be cold and remorseless, he’s so compelling to watch that you’re almost willing him to get away with his crimes just to see him commit more! He’s at his best when he’s in this heightened state of dark and conflicted but I can’t help but feel if they let this story rumble on too long, he’ll lose his edge and that would be a real waste. He shouldn’t fade into the background, this should be the start of his descent.
Ain’t No Party Like a Woolpack Party
In between Lachlan’s murderous deeds this week, in true light and shade soap balance, Chas and Paddy threw an engagement party. Sure the whole “curse” thing was a bit stupid but it did provide a setting for a huge gathering of cast and that’s always fun. From Faith and Lydia starting the karaoke (nice lungs from the Kings too), to Paddy’s awkward attempts to separate Brenda from Bob n’ Laurel, to his and Robert funny yet badly communicated cover story for Aaron’s absence. I loved that this one setting managed to have so many story cross-overs all happening at once and added to that awful sense of dread knowing it wouldn’t be long before someone discovered Gerry. More parties and community cross-overs please!
Put a Ring on it
It’s been three months since the romantic Cain and Moira reunion and I really feel like we haven’t seen enough of them lately – even more surprising considering Moira outed herself as Emma’s killer and they now have baby Isaac to look after! So it was enjoyable to see a bit of fun and romance this week from Coira as they celebrated their wedding anniversary. It’s always good to see Cain get a bit soft and misty eyed around Moira and the sparks were firing as ever when they exchanged their rings. But cute scenes like this often indicate hard times are approaching – does this mean there’s heartache headed their way? I hope not!
Ugh retconned paternity twists – who cares? Dan and Daz’s brotherly rivalry flared up again for Round 400 meaning more tedious shouting and hastily fleshed out backstory that we don’t care about. Whoever thought this story, one that’s been told countless times more successfully, needed telling again? Can we skip to the part where Amelia finds out so we can be done with this and get the Spencers back doing what they do best with some light hearted easy drama?
A Big Mistake
It seems clear that Emmerdale needed Lachlan to kill someone we all really cared about so that we become engaged in his rather meandering descent into true villainy, but did it really have to be Gerry? This feature from Digital Spy summed up the travesty in killing such a likeable, funny guy and I’m already feeling the loss of Gerry (and Shaun Thomas from the show). Comedy can be so hit and miss but with Gerry Emmerdale had a natural. He was cheeky and endearing, fitting in seamlessly with so many stories and characters. We knew so little about him too, meaning there were years of untapped stories just waiting for Emmerdale to explore there. Not only does this seem like a really short sighted decision, but when Lachlan’s story climaxes – is it really going to be worth losing such a beloved character like Gerry? Gerry was the obvious and predictable target and if this story is going to drag onto the point of apathy it’ll feel like even more of a waste. Gerry could have been saved with a more original approach to this story and I bet the powers that be will come to regret this move in months to come.
Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! Brenda and Bob’s wedding day ended with a break-up and Charity exposed DI Bails during a press conference.
Brenda’s Big Moment
If you’re anything like me you’ll have wanted to put your arms around Brenda after her devastating week. I was hoping that she might go at Bob with a chainsaw but what transpired was something much more subtle and heartbreaking as their marriage ended less than an hour after their doomed wedding. Brenda crumbled when she realised how unhappy Bob was and how forced their contentment had been, eventually sending him packing. It was such a painful moment for her, still wearing her wedding dress, but the worst came on Friday when Bob admitted he and Laurel were an item. What a dick! I’m truly hoping everyone is going to be Team Brenda on this one – especially as she was left consoling his poor children. It’s been tough to watch Brenda go through this, but it’s given the character a gutsy lease of life and actress Lesley Dunlop has delivered hugely empathetic scenes. She’s shone.
Time’s Running Out
It’s no secret that there’s going to be a death in Emmerdale next week and at the moment all eyes are on Gerry as the ill-fated victim. This week fans started tweeting #SaveGerry as it looks increasingly likely he’ll be Lachlan’s next target now that he’s listened to the incriminating voicemail. Everyone knows the most dangerous thing in soapland is knowing too much about your murderous neighbours so sadly it seems like only a matter of time. Lachlan’s a great villain and Gerry’s a loveable idiot so the tension is already high in this storyline. But I don’t want to lose him! Is it too late for a quick rewrite?!
All Out in the Open
Charity’s storyline took a surprising turn this week as she exposed her own secret right in the middle of a press conference Bails was heading. After an emotionally raw conversation with Harriet, Charity revealed that the only evidence she had against Bails was a baby boy, who died. I’m expecting a twist in the tail with that element of the story as secret children have a habit of showing up, but it was Charity and Noah’s scenes I liked best this week. I’d have liked to have seen a bigger and more empathetic reaction from Debbie, Cain and the rest of Charity’s family, but Noah’s distrustful and harsh outburst felt right for the character and was another great performance from Jack Downham. This storyline isn’t quite firing on every cylinder for me, but the vulnerable performances from Emma Atkins help to make Charity’s agony worth exploring.
The Kids Are(n’t) All Right
Arthur Thomas was what the kids call “A Mood” this week as he locked Bob in the pirate ship and then stroppily told his mother that he did it and didn’t care. Arthur you little legend. Who can blame the lad? He seems to hate this ridiculous love affair as much as the rest of us. Through his anger you can tell it’s deeply painful for him too and I hope Emmerdale continues to explore that story, especially as losing his dad is still so raw. I’m all for more scenes of Arthur huffing and puffing and even teaming up with Brenda to destroy Bobel from within. You go on son!
After Bob was kicked to the curb after the wedding, and Laurel didn’t crash it and instead went to Ashley’s grave – I had hope. Since the Bob and Laurel affair started (some seven months ago!!) it’s been unpopular with many viewers – not just because of poor Brenda but because Ashley’s not been dead long either. But if this was all a long term story of grief, of its confusing and lonely state, then I could just about buy it and Laurel’s speech to Ashley seemed to confirm just that. It was a good moment, one that felt real and believable. Then Friday happened and suddenly Laurel and Bob believe themselves to be the players in a love story and fell back into each other’s arms. Ugh. All of Thursday’s good Laurel moments seemed wasted. I feel desperately sorry for the children and Brenda, and can only hope the big Bobel “love story” implodes soon. With any luck they’ll be miserable together and Emmerdale will end the pairing for good.
Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! This week Liv got a four month sentence and Lisa left the village.
Just as the continuation of the unpopular Bob and Laurel storyline made us want to put our foot through the telly, Emmerdale took the story in an ingenious direction – getting Arthur involved! After the poor lad overheard an incriminating conversation between the pair, he was thrown into turmoil. With so many adultery stories in soap, we rarely get to see the damaging effect on the children but with a talented actor like Alfie Clarke at the helm this was the prime opportunity to explore that story. And let’s face it, it’s far more interesting to watch that turmoil than it is to keep watching Bob and Laurel pining! Now that Brenda knows, there’s no longer that kind of explosive energy but now a much more subtle and heartbreaking torture for lovely Arthur who is complicit and hurt by the lies and betrayal. A much better and more original direction for this story.
When Lydia Hart became a regular character in Emmerdale, she was the kooky grief counsellor-come-cleaner who loved a cockatoo (Steve, naturally). But thanks to her adorable relationship with Sam Dingle and her abundance of jobs and friends she’s integrated organically and wonderfully. This week Lydia moved into Wishing Well in the absence of Lisa. It felt like it had been ages since we’d seen her and I was grateful for the warmth and kindness she brings to the village. Her slightly unconventional ways still exist but she’s written with the empathy and compassion that’s much needed in the village and especially by Belle this week who began to suffer again with a deterioration in her mental health. Now that Lydia has moved in with the Dingles I can only hope that the wedding between her and Sam isn’t too far away! It’s going to be brilliant!
I’ve been a Jessie fan since the moment she appeared on screen and every time we edge closer to finding out more about her I get excited. We’re not quite there yet but there were more hints than ever this week as she continued to avoid Marlon’s attentions. I’m not opposed to the idea of them together but his persistence is starting to get to David levels of irritating. They do however make great friends and manage to inject a real fun factor into Emmerdale. Jessie is a bright presence at the school and making Marlon give a talk about honesty was entertaining. Emmerdale don’t always get comedy right but in Marlon and Jessie they’ve found the right balance of joy without becoming cringey. But I am even more eager to know what skeletons Jessie has in the past!
I’m massively conflicted by this Liv story right now. On the plus side, Isobel Steele is massively talented and she deserves a big story (even if elements of it are a bit too close to Aaron’s story last year and they could do with making the two of them a bit less similar). But on the other side this story has given us a huge division in the Dingles, damaging Zak and Lisa’s relationship AGAIN, and making Zak as insensitive and unlikeable as the Joanie days. I found Lisa’s actions uncharacteristic and hard to believe so her family’s ousting and anger at her seemed contrived especially knowing Lisa’s departure for the village won’t last. Poor Belle unfairly bore the brunt of Zak and Sam’s anger reintroducing her mental health struggles too. And it’s never fun to watch Zak’s woe is me attitude either. There are several aspects of this story that just don’t gel for me and I hope the fractures don’t dominate the story too long because we’ve been there done that with Zak and Lisa.
Bobbing Back and Forth
I’ve liked Bob for a long time, enjoying his happy spirit in the café but this week might have just killed my love for him dead. Watching Bob and Laurel make eyes at each other is irritating enough but a guiltless Bob was more than ready to ditch everything for Laurel this week without any consideration for Brenda and his poor kids. This story has brought out the worst in Bob making his hundredth midlife crisis feel even more tacky and insincere than ever. I was glad that Laurel talked sense to him but even she still seemed to be holding a candle. WHY?! And his crawling back to Brenda was unbearable. Surely Brenda can’t really marry him after all this? He doesn’t deserve it.
What a shocker this scene was! With Bob and Laurel pining away in their ill-advised limbo of forbidden feelings I was too busy groaning at the end of Thursday’s episode to expect what happened next. These days in the world of spoilers, genuine surprises are a rare thing but having poor innocent Arthur discover his mum’s secret was a great moment. Alfie Clarke is a brilliant actor and his pained, confused expression really did the job of tugging at the heart strings. It was particularly painful that he discovered this secret in his safe space of the pirate ship, a place that meant so much to him and his dad. Even better was that it added a new dimension to the frustrating and irritating Bob and Laurel story. Poor Arthur!