Quote of the Week (11-15 Nov 2019)

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Nicola [to Bernice]: And do you want to get married in a dress or knickers?
Liam: Do I get a vote?

Quote of the Week (30 Sep-4 Oct 2019)

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Bernice: I’m not gonna walk down the aisle with any Tom, Dick or Harry.
Sam: You have before! She’s been wed three times already!
Liam: Actually it’s four.
Bernice: Strictly speaking, I don’t count Lawrence. It wasn’t consummated. […] They’ve both been married before!
Lydia: Yes, to Steve and Alice, who tragically died.
Bernice: Liam’s been widowed too.
Sam: Yeah and then he married a paedo!
Liam: Do you want a punch on the nose?