Fave or Fail? (27 Nov-1 Dec 2017)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! Doug (eventually) got everyone in the village feeling festive just as Tom’s big secret was revealed.

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Cold and Creepy

vlcsnap-2017-12-03-09h44m10s453Despite my complaints of Lachlan’s attic adventures being a disappointment and this week’s lacklustre reveal of Robert’s lies, there’s been one consistently watchable part of the story and that’s Thomas Atkinson’s performances. From his manic laughter watching Lawrence kick Robert, to his cold attitude to his mother’s suffering, Lachlan’s really becoming fully twisted. There’s always been a real darkness to him, but there have been times where they’ve tried to soften or redeem him and in light of what he did to Alicia, it’s never really worked. But seeing him play his gullible family and manipulate everyone, all while he gets colder and creepier, seems to suggest he’s going to play a big part in the family’s downfall.

Ray of Hope

vlcsnap-2017-12-03-15h17m18s129Bob Hope is like a ray of sunshine in Emmerdale and his enthusiasm for life and awkward jokes make the café a better place. This week, after forgetting Brenda’s birthday, Bob had to make a real effort to spoil her and win back her affections. After his cake and sparkler left her feeling flat, he treated her to a new outfit and a makeover, promising to take her to see a Tom Jones tribute act – Tom Bones. Never one to shy from the limelight, Bob happily stepped up to plate and sang a gyrating tribute for Brenda when Mr Bones was ill. Not only were these scenes brilliant fun but it also let us see more of Bob and Brenda’s cute love for each other. But we all know the rules of soapland and I fear that their happiness can only mean Bob has done the unthinkable and cheated. I hope not!

Unsaid Sizzle

vlcsnap-2017-12-03-15h18m03s260With two of Emmerdale’s most popular couples separated, we’ve had to make do with (a rather frosty) Debbie and Tom’s hotel hook-ups to add any sort of heat to episodes. But this week it was all about the lingering looks and simmering tension between Aaron and Robert, and Cain towards Moira. Sure neither couple is in the right place to rekindle things just yet (though I’m hoping it won’t be long to wait for them both to reunite) but there’s so much in the unsaid. Such is the power of these actors that you can feel everything in one look alone. We can hope and beg for more, but sometimes it’s still enjoyable to see everything bubbling under the surface of scenes like a big tease.

Bonus Faves:

  • Lisa trying to take on Morris herself and her rant at Zak at the end of Friday’s episode – you go, girl!
  • Tom’s awkward and funny meeting with Charity
  • Doug’s Christmas light disaster
  • Chrissie vs Robert – the pair seem to work best against each other in a bitter rivalry and Louise Marwood excels at showing Chrissie’s sharper, harsher sides

Fails

Out with a Whimper

vlcsnap-2017-12-03-15h20m44s920After months of enduring Robert’s revenge on the Whites, we were at least owed a huge and explosive fall-out, right? I mean, not only had Robert being stealing the business from under them, but had faked a murder, had Tim drive at Chrissie in the street, ostracised Lachlan and invented a whole romance with Lawrence. They’d all be horrified, devastated, right? I mean, it didn’t take much for Lucky to put a gun on Lawrence or for Chrissie to frame Andy. But no, sadly not. This week all of Robert’s lies came out, including the fake one night stand with Lawrence, and besides a kicking and an arrest, the Whites’ reactions were a complete anti-climax. The girls were mildly grossed out by their dad having sex with someone they’d also both been with, but none of them seemed that bothered when that lie – in light of Lawrence’s own intimacy struggles – was exposed. Nor was it that much of a big deal that Chrissie had almost been run over. Robert’s revenge reached such crazy heights that the stakes should have been so much higher. I can only assume they’ve saved any real explosions for the White family’s exit but by then will anyone even care?

There Must Be More?!

Emmerdale - Tom's Pursuit of Debbie Is Finally Explained! - YouTubeAfter last week’s reveal that Mr Highflyer, Tom Waterhouse, was up to no good, he spent most of the week in shady conversations with Graham and avoiding meeting Debbie’s full family. Knowing Tom was dodgy and mysterious has left every Emmerdale fan speculating over just who Tom is and what he’s up to. The fan favourite theory is that he’s Joseph Tate, all grown up and ready to get revenge on Charity and that would be a very satisfying twist in what’s been a pretty dull but dominating storyline. However this week we learnt that Tom is actually behind the golf course and the plans to demolish Wishing Well, leaving me with that sinking feeling of disappointment. Surely that’s not it? Would Tom really go to all those lengths of wooing Debbie just to help push through a golf course development? Especially when Debbie doesn’t live at Wishing Well and often has her own dramas away from the big Dingle brood. I’m holding out hope for a further reveal because if this is the only secret then it’s a huge let down!

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Fave or Fail? (6-10 Nov 2017)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! This week Robert became a father and did some soul searching and Adam was arrested for Emma’s murder.

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Classic Emmerdale

vlcsnap-2017-11-12-18h26m07s636With Eric Pollard at the front of the show this week, getting involved in local council schemes, it really felt like classic Emmerdale and I loved it. I really enjoyed getting to see some of the older characters in the village getting material and there was a nostalgic vibe to it all. Rodney and Eric were back wheeling and dealing with dodgy antiques and Faith continues to be the object of their affections. Even the little moments like her belittling Diane’s relationship with Doug had a classic and humorous feeling to it. Eric’s focus especially was a welcome return to the feel of older storylines and even though he has softened over the years it was fun to see his ruthless side up against the Dingles. With all the insular drama between families, it was a nice change to have a storyline about the wider community and council that Emmerdale is part of and I hope we get similar stories in future.

Robert’s Redemption?

vlcsnap-2017-11-12-18h30m59s259After months of scheming, schmoozing, smirking and sneaking, we might have seen the end of panto villain Robert Sugden as his more human side returned. At last! Well, for now at least. It’s been a bit of a chore the last few months to watch Robert stuck up at Home Farm, complexities diluted and a caricature in his place. This week gave us a chance to see again what was driving him and fully explained why he’d gone so far to ruin the Whites. His self-loathing at Jack’s graveside and to Aaron was a return to the multi-faceted character we know and love, the selfish and vengeful alongside the remorseful and lonely man. Along with the ridiculous comedy of the hotel scenes, Ryan Hawley took on every side of Robert’s personality this week with gusto and his performances help edge Robert back onto a redemptive path following his fast fatherhood epiphanies. Despite me having hated almost every part of this story since Robert’s one night stand with Rebecca, we’re now at least getting to explore Robert’s psyche a bit more and it seems like this will continue into the new year too.

Waif and Stray

vlcsnap-2017-11-12-18h34m37s993I feel like every week Gerry appears in Emmerdale it becomes an automatic highlight. Whether its riling up Doug or grating on Aaron, Gerry offers something weirdly endearing to existing dynamics in the show. He’s already managed to make a lot of connections in the village, showing us a softer side to Liv and even managing to make Aaron smile (which is no mean feat!). This week he sneaked back into the B&B, stole Doug’s cooked breakfast and then wandered away like a little lost puppy until Aaron was cornered and Gerry found himself with a place to stay and work. Now he’s at the scrapyard, I can’t help but think he’d be great value there permanently, or if he gets forgiveness from Doug, then someone he can take under his wing.

Saved By the Bell

vlcsnap-2017-11-12-18h29m12s151I can’t ever remember watching scenes as excruciating and hilariously cringeworthy as the ones this week as Lawrence took Robert to a hotel. Despite Robert’s manipulation of Lawrence’s feelings being a really cruel and cold hearted move, the story has been so outlandish and comedic that it was impossible not to find the hotel scenes hysterical. You have to commend Ryan Hawley for his facial expressions alone and wonder how Lawrence didn’t pick up on Rob’s sheer terror and horror at the thought of having to get intimate with Lawrence. They even worked their way through a whole plate of finger sandwiches! It was hide-behind-a-cushion viewing and the deed was thankfully thwarted by a phonecall about the baby’s arrival, but surely Robert’s discomfort, in his array of expressions, will live on in our memories for a long time.

Fails

Stop Start Suspense

Emmerdale - Adam's Interrogation Becomes a Shouting Match - YouTubeOn paper the Emma Whodunnit should be great, and when the story progresses – with flashbacks and mysteries like last week – it’s an engaging and intriguing storyline. But weeks like this, when it seems sluggish and stalled, and knowing we have another month or so before discovering the truth, it feels a bit of a drag. This week Adam was arrested (and if you’ve ever watched a murder mystery you’ll know the first few arrested are usually innocent) and it was a bit flat. Does he really have much of a motive compared to others? Most of the Whodunnit this week was Adam shouting, Victoria shouting back and plenty of the suspects openly chatting about alibis and motives right in the middle of the pub! Ross left town which stalls the story again and besides the odd exciting flashback, the story mostly consists of Pete accusing anyone he decides is guilty that week! Let’s hope it picks up again soon.

Scene of the Week (6-10 Nov 2017)

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In a (much loathed) pregnancy plot that brought us endless angst, self harm, the end of one of Emmerdale’s beloved couples and a tedious panto revenge plot – it was quite a surprise to see Rebecca’s labour played for laughs. Of course, it did come immediately after a scene of Danny Miller doing what he does best and conveying a thousand tragic emotions in mere seconds as Aaron held back the sobs to congratulate his estranged husband on the birth of his child. It was every bit as searingly painful as you’d imagine and bristling with that magic chemistry. In the next room, Rebecca screamed for drugs, Chrissie was uncomfortable and naturally funny (why haven’t we seen Louise Marwood do more comedy?) and Lawrence couldn’t seem to step away from his daughter’s vagina. Tonally jarring, sure, but on the plus side it was a strangely entertaining scene in what has been one slog of a storyline.

Fave or Fail? (18-22 Sep 2017)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! Liv ended up in hospital this week and Robert’s schemes took a twisted turn.

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Sibling Solidarity

vlcsnap-2017-09-24-12h43m51s959Liv returned right into the middle of a storm and this week found herself caught up in the mess, and in hospital. Despite Liv’s trip to A&E seeming to be just to pile more angst onto Aaron and Robert, and give Aaron a brief love interest, the end of the week ended on a much more positive note for the siblings. On Thursday’s episodes Aaron and Liv had a touching heart to heart, bonding over their shared heartache and Aaron’s struggle to cope after the split and in prison. With Isobel Steele, superbly cast as Aaron’s sister, the two have a great rapport which works naturally in scenes like this of honesty and openness. I wasn’t sold on Aaron and Liv’s instant connection when they first met last year but this week in their quiet, difficult chats and teasing humour their relationship felt real. Is it too much to hope that they might one day get their unconventional little family back on track?

Going it Alone

vlcsnap-2017-09-24-12h20m06s590I’ve been really impressed by the subtle way Emmerdale have continued to tell Laurel’s story of grief and loneliness since Ashley’s death. It’s not been played as a big story of weeping and wailing, but something much more true to life. This week saw Laurel try and sort through Ashley’s things and there was a wonderful moment as Eric welled up as he bonded with her over their loss – of Ashley and of Val. Like others who have lost someone, Laurel is painting on a brave face as she tries to move on and keep busy, finding company wherever she can. It’s worked well as a slice of reality, even alongside the humour of Nicola and Jimmy’s desperate attempts to have sex and Bernice’s bulldozer behaviour, and gives Ashley’s death the long lasting impact it deserves.

Gamut of Emotions

vlcsnap-2017-09-24-12h42m43s923There are few characters that run through as many emotions in one week as Robert Sugden and this week he had the full spectrum. Trying desperately to cling on his scheme to win Home Farm as well as deal with the prospect of Aaron moving on, he spiralled through rage, panic, heartache, jealousy, before finally ending the week feeling pretty smug. Standard. While the charming schmoozer routine does work its Machiavellian magic, it’s always a welcome change to see that veneer shatter and Ryan Hawley’s pained expression manages to resonate in the heart, even when you think it’s only fair that Robert does suffer a bit. Even when stories have Robert awkwardly lurching between heartbroken man and twisted villain in the space of ten minutes (whiplash anyone?), Ryan manages to make Robert watchable, even when the plots do their best to make Robert unlikeable.

Early Sparks?

vlcsnap-2017-09-24-12h17m30s567This week Debbie got dressed up for a business meeting/date with Tom but the smooth businessman’s idea of lunch wasn’t exactly what she had in mind. We only briefly got to meet him last week and mostly in a stuffy setting, but Tom’s cheeky-charmer attitude seemed to work well up against Debbie’s frostiness. He might look like a pretty Apprentice candidate but his jokes about “Mayo-nose” warmed me to him quickly and even Debbie seemed to enjoy herself, despite being unsure about his intentions. Debbie’s last big romance plots have been a bit lacking, and I still prefer Debbie as a bit of a homegirl rather than a dodgy schemer, but there’s definitely potential there with Tom.

Bonus Faves:

  • Gabby’s return and lovely reunion with Arthur
  • Nicola and Jimmy’s choice of role play costume
  • Lydia’s insistence on historical accuracy, even in role play
  • The thought of Paddy and Pearl at the bingo!

Fails

A Step Too Far?

vlcsnap-2017-09-24-12h44m12s570By the end of the week Robert Sugden had deviously managed to secure 30% of the Home Farm estate and one step closer to being king of the castle, however his twisted plot might’ve gone too far. Having realised his future as a settled family man at the Mill with Aaron and Liv was long gone, Robert’s ruthless scheming ramped up a gear as he managed to convince a drunken Lawrence that they’d slept together. While many people would find the prospect of a naked Rob in their bed pretty appealing (Lawrence too if the truth be known) the whole plot twist was nothing short of gross. With Finn walking in on the scene and Robert’s comedic glances and coughing to stir a zoned out Lawrence, the incident was played mostly for laughs, but with Lawrence’s troubled history with his sexuality the whole thing seemed too sleazy and uncomfortable to be funny. This was pitched as a fun revenge story but Finn’s request for bleach seemed more apt. It seemed far more disturbing than it was fun. Robert’s schemes have lurched from improbable to ridiculously transparent and with the clueless Whites painfully unable to see through his plans the whole thing has become ludicrous. Not to mention – besides being heartbroken, does anyone really know why Robert is going to all this effort anyway?

Scene of the Week (18-22 Sep 2017)

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In what might have been the world’s most awkward first date, Robert Sugden out-did himself as the ex from hell, but boy was it entertaining. With Aaron facing pressure from family and friends to move on with his life, he and Dr Alex shared a lunch date in the pub. But being that Emmerdale is a small and nosy village, anyone could have warned them that this was a bad idea. If staring at them menacingly from the bar wasn’t cringey enough, Robert went over to their table and after a dismissive introduction plonked himself down at their table, with Vic and Charity wincing as they watched. Weren’t we all! It was a classic dick move, but the kind of amusingly petty behaviour from Robert we’re used to, with his alpha male bravado masking the heartbreak we’d seen earlier. Surprisingly Alex wasn’t put off and a stung Robert left the pub, but only after a mic drop (“I hope my husband makes you very happy”). Awkward – yes, clutching your face in horror – of course. But fun – definitely.

Fave or Fail? (24-28 July 2017)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! It was a big week for Rhona as she finally saw justice against Pierce.

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Courtroom Dramas

vlcsnap-2017-07-30-12h08m09s085We waited with baited breath this week as the verdict of the rape trial reached its conclusion. I had a feeling of dread that Rhona wouldn’t get the justice she deserved and that she, like many who have survived marital rape, would be forced to watch her attacker go free. Emmerdale chose to go with the rare outcome of ‘guilty’ and the relief was felt by characters and audience alike. The performances of the main players alone have made this story a standout and although at times it has followed similar patterns of other soap stories, Rhona’s journey, her emotion, bravery and determination, is one which I hope will earn Zoe Henry awards. There were some powerful choices of direction in scenes this week too (like Rhona running into the open air after the verdict) and Lisa’s role in the conclusion was a fitting choice and an emotional call back to the past. I expect Rhona still has a long road ahead but I’m just glad Zoe has been given this powerful material.

Chilling Until the End

vlcsnap-2017-07-30-11h54m27s636I can’t say I’m sad to see the end of Pierce as such, but I’ll really miss what Jonathan Wrather gave to the role. As Pierce, Jonathan managed to keep us guessing a lot of the time but when Pierce’s darker sides were revealed he really owned those chilling moments. Pierce was cruel and charming, managing to manipulate in subtle but ultimately devastating ways, and in part I will miss that feeling of rage when watching him at work! To some extent his final week on the show seemed all too quick as I’d have liked to see more of his twisted relationship with his mother Martha, but there was something deeply satisfying to see his horror at being taken to his cell and being locked in.

A Broken Man

vlcsnap-2017-07-30-11h53m52s192It wasn’t long ago that we only got to see two modes of Robert Sugden: villainous or sexy. Sometimes both at once. But as time’s gone on a more layered character has emerged and his vulnerabilities explored. Last year during October’s Super Soap Week I praised Ryan Hawley’s performances as he showed us a more sensitive and emotional side to Robert, one we’d rarely seen, and this week he excelled again. With Aaron gone, Robert’s been a mess (emotionally and physically) but only when injured did he allow himself to fully break down in tears and admit to his mistakes and regret. Ryan really sells these more fragile moments of Robert’s psyche, giving him heart and making him far more rounded than simply just a devious villain.

Still Got It

vlcsnap-2017-07-30-12h06m32s695Sometimes onscreen partnerships just work, much like favourites Cain and Moira who haven’t been sharing much screentime together lately but had a moment this week, reminding us of their magic. Even though Cain’s been trying to move on and find some of that elusive spark with vicar Harriet, for me there’s just something missing between them, especially when you compare their chemistry to “Coira”. This week it was obvious. All Cain and Moira had to do was sit side by side in the pub and there was a palpable tension between them. Sure, she was advising him how to win over Harriet, but there’s still something between the pair simmering under the surface and I hope it won’t be much longer before they’re reunited.

Fails

Tracy’s Trust Issues

Emmerdale - Monday 24 Jul 7pm - The ITV HubThere are some Emmerdale stories that seem stuck on repeat, and this week it was the turn of Tracy to fall victim to the cyclical storytelling. Having lamented earlier this year that it would good to see something fresh for her, we were back to the “Tracy falls out with Frank” merry-go-round. It’s not surprising that she has trust issues with her dodgy dad but any development seems to go round in loops. This week she locked him in the shop (will she ever escape it herself?!) and told him to come clean or she was done with him “for good”. How many times have we heard that? We all know he’s a shady man and she struggles because his promises are always just a few empty words – but within moments he uses those same tricks with her and it’s all forgiven. Perhaps if I cared more about Frank this would feel like worthwhile drama for Tracy, but she seems to have far more potential than just policing her dull dad.

Getting Lucky

vlcsnap-2017-07-30-12h22m24s031I’ve gone into my issues with how Emmerdale handled the aftermath of Lachlan’s assault of Alicia countless times, but I’m still clueless as to how we’re meant to see him now. It’s a hard sell that a smart young woman like Belle could be so blasé about his past, even in light of her past – accidental – crime, especially when her mother is a rape survivor. That aspect of the story just doesn’t work for me. She’s always been unbelievably sympathetic and kind towards him but starting a sexual relationship has made the whole thing even more uncomfortable. This week Lachlan expressed some sort of remorse for his actions but it was all too brief and long overdue, especially in the past where he’s seemed to dismiss the crime. So is he genuine? Are we meant to believe that? Or is he still just as twisted? Was he using it just to gain sympathy from Belle? It’s like Emmerdale can never make up their mind. With Gerry in the frame Lachlan is probably meant to look the reformed and decent guy, but his warped behaviour from the past is hard to forget, especially playing alongside Rhona’s story.

5 Longterm Ways to Fix Robron

Last week Emmerdale super couple Aaron and Robert split up, with Aaron unable to cope with the pressures of his marriage, in light of Rebecca’s pregnancy. It seems only five minutes ago their engagement sealed off a perfect movie-style romance in Super Soap Week and their wedding was an unconventional TV treat. Now their marriage is broken, fans are fed up and it seems like everyone’s tired of their endless angsty storylines. What went wrong?

Aside from the Danny Miller and Ryan Hawley magic, here’s just a few ways I think Emmerdale can attempt to fix one of their most popular couples and make viewers start caring again.

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Back to Basics

It’s never been smooth sailing for Robron and their relationship was always unconventional, but it seems like The Powers That Be have really lost sight of what made the pair so popular. Part of the pleasure in watching a soap is seeing characters and relationships develop. With Robron it was the interest in watching someone as angst ridden as Aaron fall for someone with their own troubles, like Robert, hoping that one day they’d make a go of it. As the story progressed fans didn’t just like watching their two personalities clash and challenge each other, they liked their passion for each other and the fleeting shot at happiness. That they understood each other and supported each other. But lately there’s been a real drought in hope and happiness and we rarely get to see them enjoy each other’s company. Aaron’s history of tragedy made fans long for his happiness and despite Robert’s bad boy instability, he gave him that. It was never going to be easy; part of the enjoyment was watching them work for that. We fell in love with their sexy and tumultuous romance, but their bond and happiness at being together has taken a real knock in the quest to give them more obstacles.

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Give The Misery a Rest!

Arguments, angst, fighting and tears. It’s been the story since day one, but after Aaron’s horrible abuse trial ordeal I think everyone hoped it was about time for a break from the misery. Danny Miller’s tears are award-winning but there comes a point where the heartache reaches saturation point and people are desensitised by Aaron’s latest pain. Soaps don’t really do happiness, unless you’re a comedy couple, but everyone needs light and shade. Even Robron’s wedding was doused in sadness knowing Aaron was heading to prison a day later. Emmerdale couldn’t even give him a day! So this one’s a pretty simple fix really – give them some happier times! We’ve had the same old arguments for well over six months now and it’s time Emmerdale figured out how to find a better balance. We know they’re meant to be, but we’ve stopped seeing that side of them – unless we’re due a four episode argument and another break up, of course!

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Explore New Ground

Their Super Soap Week special showed us that Aaron and Robert are a lot more than angst machines – they’ve got a great comedic partnership too. Not only would a bit of humour give the actors something fun to do, it would be the “light” we’re crying out for. It doesn’t always have to be violence, cheating, drugs and death, you know! But not only that, Aaron and Robert have slipped into a pattern, and a bad habit of behaviours that form many of their stories. It goes something like this: Robert does something bad or something Aaron doesn’t like (intentionally or not), Aaron gets angry and upset, they argue and Robert begs for forgiveness. Sound familiar? How about something different to watch, eh? Test the characters in different ways, explore sides to the lads and their relationship we haven’t seen before. Both of them are complex – there’s a lot to delve into rather than the same old ground.

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Break The Bubble

This is a problem shared by many of the characters in Emmerdale, but one – if fixed – could lift Aaron and Robert out of their rut. Often characters stay in their “bubble” – take David and Tracey, for example, who often seem superglued to the shop, but the last few months, with most of their drama revolving around their marriage and personal issues Aaron and Robert have only interacted with a select few characters. Friendship and family should be the central factor in Emmerdale, but with Chas and Liv gone, Paddy busy, Aaron’s a bit of a forgotten Dingle and the Sugdens are even more fractured – Robron seem stuck in the same conversations with the same few characters. Again and again. So this rescue remedy is all about variety. Some of their more surprising interactions (Aaron’s awkward friendship with Finn, Robert allying with Bernice) have been a welcome change from the angst, but we could really do with more integration into village life and less rehashing of the same issues without resolution.

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The Rebecca Problem

Since her arrival last October, when she tried to tempt Robert back to bed, Rebecca White’s sole purpose in Emmerdale seems to be just to trigger repetitive and tiresome problems between Aaron and Robert. And let’s face it, it hasn’t exactly made her popular with fans of Emmerdale’s super couple. But if you thought we might one day see the end of their age-old arguments about Aaron’s insecurities and Robert’s cheating past, Rebecca’s pregnancy doesn’t offer much hope of that! So does this mean we’re destined to watch a future of her being the third wheel, rolled out whenever they need a bit of drama (read: argument they’ve had a hundred times before)? Well let’s hope not, eh? Because then we’ll never get the above fixes. There are a number of ways this story could go – but one thing’s for sure, Rebecca’s continued presence as a convenient thorn in their side isn’t doing any character favours and I’m longing for change, however that may be.

Fave or Fail? (19-23 June 2017)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! It was War of the Rs this week as Robron took on Ross and Harriet got stabbed.

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Back in Action

vlcsnap-2017-06-25-18h03m40s668Cain was back properly this week and it feels like we haven’t seen him in ages. I really appreciated how many different stories converged, as the Barton money woes and war with Robert led to Harriet being stabbed, her fling with Cain being exposed and him seeking revenge. Cain’s revenge missions – usually involving car boots – are often enjoyable viewing but it’s a long time since we’ve seen him take the violent approach and he wasn’t holding back with Ross. It came as a bit of a shock and with Moira involved (Coira tension ahoy) we were guaranteed good scenes as awkwardness bristled at the hospital. Cain might have mellowed as he’s aged, but it’s entertaining to see his reckless side now and again.

Pot Pranks

vlcsnap-2017-06-25-18h02m33s935It was testosterone o’clock this week as Ross and Robron started a war. Having blackmailed Robert not long ago, Ross had the upper hand until Robert and Aaron decided to crush his last remaining taxi and only source of income. After some brilliant tag-team one liners, Ross sought payback and stole Robert’s pride and joy – his Porsche. The rivalry rumbled on as Robron discovered Ross and Finn’s weed stash and held it hostage in a woodchipper until Ross returned the car. Unlucky for Ross, Robert wasn’t in a forgiving mood and all the Barton’s cash hopes were sprayed to dust as Finn was captured by the dealers. Oops. With some great sparky dialogue and schoolboy rivalries this was a fun plot to start the week and cause bigger drama later on, plus it was a very welcome break from the tedium of the dreaded baby plot.

A Welcome Presence

vlcsnap-2017-06-25-18h00m42s441There was a great community feel this week as Doug’s attempts to be less boring led him to the brilliant village hall dance lessons with Lydia and co. But I want to talk about another comedic star of the village – the consistently funny Bernice. Since her return Bernice has found herself working a number of jobs in the village (Kerry’s driven away customers at the salon unsurprisingly) and it’s been fantastic to see her get stuck into gossip in the café, butting her nose in where she really shouldn’t. From getting Cain’s sandwich order wrong to her tea tray throwing, she’s been amazing in this role. But even later in the week, when she went back to the salon and massaged Pete, she was hilariously pervy (she never could resist a young buff male) and ended up giving him severe burns with chilli oil. I don’t think I’ll ever tire of her antics, whether it’s her ill judged comments or the physical comedy, she just brings such warmth and fun to the whole show.

Finding Her Place

vlcsnap-2017-06-25-18h02m08s776Chrissie White has been in Emmerdale for almost three years now but it seems like finally finally the writers have figured out how best to characterise her. Fingers crossed it seems like the days of being a daddy’s girl victim or – on the other end of the spectrum – the uber camp soap bitch are behind her. She feels settled. Ruthless, cutting, snobby, lording it over the other villagers, holding court at Home Farm – she seems powerful and bitchy without the cartoon one-liners. She’s always had this potential and I even enjoyed some of her really cold-hearted moments in the past, but it used to seem like they weren’t really sure what to do with her. Now the balance is just right. Here’s hoping that she stays like this!

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The Exposition Family

vlcsnap-2017-06-25-18h01m05s107It’s common knowledge that Lawrence is on his way out of Emmerdale but this week we were given seemingly never-ending scenes of exposition as Lawrence sat the family down to explain about Chrissie’s biological father. As we all listened to story time with Lawrence again it struck me how much this family has relied on exposition heavy backstory to make them more interesting. What with Lawrence’s prison story, his romance with Ronnie, Rebecca’s past with Robert, Chrissie’s true paternity and now the story of her father – they’re all tragic backstories intended to give the family depth but in reality they’re just lengthy, heavy and unengaging scenes of exposition. It’s hard to care when it’s all happened in the past and we didn’t get to see it. These kinds of stories are much more involving when a newcomer forces them to confront the past (like when Ronnie rocked up) but with shady Lawrence seemingly lying about Chrissie’s biological family, things might get more interesting!

 

Fave or Fail? (22-26 May 2017)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! Robert confessed his betrayal to Aaron this week and we enter another stretch of Emmerdale’s Worse Storyline Ever™

Faves

Rollercoaster of Emotions

vlcsnap-2017-05-28-17h47m43s531Let’s not get into this Aaron/Robert/Rebecca baby plot, which has to be one of my most loathed soap plots of all time, but let’s talk about the one saving grace of this story and that’s Thursday’s reveal. It’s been a ticking time bomb for months but finally this week, torn apart by guilt, Robert confessed his betrayal to a devastated Aaron. The Robron relationship has had more ups and downs (and to be honest, more downs) than Space Mountain but if anything this set of episodes proved why they continue to drag Aaron and Robert from one torturous story to the next and that’s how well the actors sell the heartbreak and the passion in their character’s relationship. With a script that dug right into their deepest flaws and issues, the intense argument saw Aaron and Robert communicate like never before as they got to the heart of why Aaron’s prison spell and Robert’s huge mistake had caused such a colossal impact on both characters. It was an honest, intimate and powerful display of their complex relationship one that owes a great deal to the long-standing chemistry between Danny Miller and Ryan Hawley and a partnership which I hope doesn’t suffer too much in this unpopular storyline.

Light Touch

vlcsnap-2017-05-28-17h38m02s763Lydia continues to be an injection of fun into Emmerdale and her budding romance with Sam Dingle has been a joy to watch. In just a few weeks she’s managed to integrate with lots of different characters with her cleaning job, but her comedic role in the Thomas household has worked surprisingly well to lift them after the serious and rather bleak Ashley plot. Away from Lydia was the stained-glass window mix up on Friday which saw Kerry’s creative unicorn and Adonis Ashley contribution be installed instead of Arthur’s intended window, thanks to an email error by Sandy. Bernice arrived during the chaos and of course made my GIF of the week. Far from making light of Ashley’s passing, these lighter moments have shown that laughs are possible after a death and he definitely would have seen the funny side. I’m glad that Emmerdale are able to remember Ashley, that the Thomases are allowed to grieve and but that life goes on, with smiles and even with a stuffed cockatoo in tow.

Moira Mystery

vlcsnap-2017-05-28-17h29m58s379Maybe I’m reading into things with Moira this week but I definitely felt like there was more to her exhaustion collapse and jumpy behaviour around Faith. It might not be the pregnancy plot we all predicted would happen when she slept with Pete and then Cain back in December, but it does make you wonder. Still, mystery aside, I love seeing Moira in farming mode and her interactions with Faith (like berating her for flirting with Adam) are really good fun. But what was also nice this week was the reminder of Holly and the realism of her presence continuing to impact upon Moira when in soaps death is so quickly forgotten. The scenes between Adam and Moira as they came together again after their fallout was a touching moment and part of the family warmth I’ve come to expect from Emmerdale at its best.

Fails

Carry On Car Theft

vlcsnap-2017-05-28-17h30m52s257It was only last week Debbie made my ‘Faves’ list as I praised the new and more light-hearted direction her character was going through, but this week the fun turned farce as Charity got on board for some carry-on capers. The Charity and Debbie relationship is one which has a natural spark and their bickering in a crisis is much more enjoyable than when they’re feuding about Charity’s wrong doings, but this week’s scenes crossed the line into just plain stupid. Charity can be a great comedy character and she’s proved she can work well as pub landlady but surely there’s got to be a better story for her than an “oops we’ve knocked a man out cold let’s shove him in the boot” episode filler. I love the Debbie and Charity interactions but these scenes dragged on, thinning out the humour in them, but if it keeps Debbie away from mopey love-life stories then I won’t complain too much.

A Massive Failure

vlcsnap-2017-05-28-17h40m02s250Where to start? I hate this storyline and to be honest I don’t know any Emmerdale fan that doesn’t. Granted, throwing a one-night-stand into the mix a mere three weeks after your most popular couple get hitched was never going to be received with open arms but the progression of this story has only got worse from then on. Putting aside the repetitive and tired clichés of this story, the unrelenting torture of Aaron and the tiring on/off conflict between Aaron and Robert, which is testing even to the most ardent of fan, we come to the biggest problem of all in the writing of Rebecca White. Introduced as the “good” White sister willing to take down her family and seduce Robert in the process, we’ve seen her turn from independent go-getter and vixen to saintly victim throughout this storyline. Not a day goes by when she hasn’t had a dramatic change of heart and this week we had the full spectrum. From wanting Rob to not wanting him, from not wanting the baby to desperately wanting to be a mother, to staying out of Robron’s way to actively telling Aaron to leave Robert. Her motives are all over the place and I don’t think it’s hormones. Her character makes no sense and her flaky lack of coherency and agency screams of a character who is written on the spot, bowing slavishly to the plot and because of this she’s not a character I believe, let alone like. Her weepy protestations of her innocence are thin and insincere and not like any woman I know (thank god). Sorry Emmerdale, there’s no getting round this, this is a massive failure for all characters involved.

 

 

Scene of the Week (22-26 May 2017)

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It’s a testament to the performances of actors Danny Miller and Ryan Hawley that they can still make a scene special and touching, even in the midst of a storyline almost universally hated like this cheating/baby plot is. Lets call it magic. Falling at the end of Thursday’s dramatic two-parter, this poignant moment was more like a patch of blue sky in between downpours rather than the calm after the storm, but the pair have a chemistry that means it’s just about worth suffering through this predictable plot for. After Robert’s disastrous one-night stand secret came to light, this final scene saw them reunited, trying to move on from their individual issues. It was a welcome change to see Robert as the vulnerable one, clinging onto Aaron who had made the difficult decision to forgive rather than fight his husband. It’s easy to see in scenes like this why they’re such a popular couple, but also why moments of tenderness are a nice reprieve in the never-ending misery fest of their lives in Emmerdale.