Emmerdale’s Worst Moments of 2017


Emmerdale had another huge year full of great storylines and incredible performances, but it wasn’t all perfect. Here’s my look at where it went wrong in 2017.

Make sure you read my Top 10 Best Bits of 2017 later today!


5. Anti Climaxes and Dragging Storylines

One of the biggest issues of 2017 was the pacing of storylines. Huge and long running stories that ended on a whimper, or stories that dragged on and on forever. There were notable exceptions of course, but sometimes stories ran on way past their sell by date. Even some of the best stories, like Emma’s downfall, could have benefitted from a faster, punchier conclusion. Smaller subplots like Tracy’s erotic novel ran for months, squeezing out every last second of humour until nothing was funny anymore; Rakesh took months to leave after his lies were exposed; I felt jaded by Vic and Adam’s lovely marriage ending several times in repetitive ways; similarly fatigued by Robron’s nine-month relationship breakdown (and Robert’s never ending revenge); Dan and the teen gang/Josh story lasted weeks and went nowhere having no impact on any of the families it involved; much like Jai’s drawn out relationship with Nell (which did benefit from some brilliant final moments) it’s had no long term effect on the characters, making any investment in the story pointless. So here’s hoping for 2018 that the fat is trimmed and stories aren’t stalled to delay shocks and twists, before they become anti-climatic.



4. Sizzle Free Love Affairs

My biggest wish for 2017 was less cheating after the adultery-fest of 2016 and while that didn’t really happen, 2017 saw the rise of something just as disheartening: the sizzle free love affair. We had Cain and Harriet getting jiggy in the vestry – a combo of good and evil that should have been sinfully seductive viewing but fell flat in Cain and Moira’s shadow, especially when Harriet seems to be selling herself short. We had Megan and Frank – a dry and boring relationship which even Frank’s fling with Charity couldn’t liven up. Then there was Chas and Paddy – a strange and incompatible mismatch which requires strong cringe glands. And finally, the plot that soured our summers, Pete and Priya. Tipped as this big sexy affair for the summer, both characters suffered from horrible personalities and sub-zero chemistry levels. All the bum grabbing and clothes tearing in the world couldn’t save them.


3. Finn the Stalker

It feels like forever ago now, particularly as poor Finn is now six feet under, but one of the worst plots of 2017 had to be Finn the stalker. Finn had been a fairly loveable, sweet geeky guy until this story saw him become clingy and crazy in his attempts to be with his boyfriend Kasim. Despite the unhinged behaviour being explained as Finn trying to cope with his dad’s death, Finn grew desperate and unlikeable in extreme ways (graffitiing the word “Yestergay” on Kasim’s wall for one) which made little sense and ruined what people loved about the character. Thankfully after a short trip to Australia, Finn’s personality went back to normal and we could all just forget about the bad plot. It’s just unfortunate that after all that, he ended up dead. Finn deserved better.


2. The White Family

The White family were featured as one of my worst parts of 2016 and here they are again! Things didn’t improve from the previous year, as throughout 2017 the Whites continued to be isolated from the rest of the village and relied on exposition-heavy backstories to provide depth and create more inner-family conflict. Their entitled attitudes and unlikeable personalities meant their circular and tired arguments didn’t make for engaging viewing. Even Robert’s tedious and endless revenge panto plot didn’t improve things as it lobotomised the family making them look more gullible than ever before. Ultimately it felt like the confusion about what to do with the family ran on for another year as their limbo between victims and villains never settled. Another year of wasted potential. Their bad deeds (erm Andy, Alicia to name a few) were barely mentioned and their real points of interest (Lawrence’s sexuality, the family’s nastiness) ignored. If only they’d embraced the Whites as true, self-righteous villains (like they’ve just started to with Lachlan) then we might have seen something good.


1. Robron Smashed to Bits

Oh boy. Where to begin.

After Aaron’s traumatic child abuse story of 2016, he was owed some happiness in 2017, right? Wrong. After a romantic and heartfelt wedding, Aaron was packed off to prison where he was tortured and abused in well-acted but nasty scenes that felt like a cruel step too far. At the time I questioned the darkness of these scenes after the hopeful future that was earned after Gordon’s trial. Once again throughout the year, Aaron might as well have been used as a voodoo doll. If people weren’t desensitised and sick of Aaron’s misery then 2017 might have pushed them over the edge.

On the outside, Robert was in bits and after learning that Aaron was taking Spice (a well meaning and educational drugs plot this wasn’t), Robert imploded their relationship by sleeping with continual thorn-in-Robron’s-side Rebecca. This was never going to be a popular move just three weeks after the wedding, but at every step the story became more wearing, more frustrating and more miserable. The handling of Robert’s bisexuality had already been praised in the LGBT community but the clumsy way his sexual identity had been inexplicably and repeatedly linked to being faithful in the dialogue meant his cheating was hard to not see as a huge backwards step and a muddled, dated message to the audience. Having spent so long redeeming Robert in the eyes of the viewers, Aaron and his loved ones it was depressing to see that destroyed.

It didn’t stop there, of course. We had the inevitable pregnancy, more drugs, more self harm, more arguments and finally a big split. Rebecca’s personality shifted when the story required, having been introduced as a flighty vixen in 2016 eager to get Robert for herself, Rebecca became the eternal martyr lurching through multiple personalities when the story required it. Rebecca’s point of view was barely featured, meaning her flip-flopping decisions never showed much more of a purpose than to cause more grief between the already fractured couple. Beyond frustrating.

Having once had soap’s hottest property in the palm of their hand, even the most ardent Robron fan was exhausted and despondent. So after all that and promises behind the scenes for a reunion in 2018, is it too much to hope for a less torturous 2018?


8 Reasons Emmerdale’s Bonkers Xmas Special Was Brilliant

Emmerdale’s Christmas special episode was a bit different from the norm – to say the least – but whether it was the mad movie tributes or the tear-jerking reality, there was so much to enjoy. Here are just eight of the reasons I loved it.


Star Performance

Emmerdale took a real risk with their Christmas special this year and the weight of the genre twisting fell onto Ryan Hawley’s shoulders as Robert took centre stage. Ryan’s pulled out some impressive performances this year and salvaged some of the more unpopular storylines with his talents and this special episode really showcased his range. From his confusion at the bonkers goings on to his self reflection and heart breaking revelation, Ryan brought humour and heart to the episode even in the crazy dream sequences. What a star.


Back From the Dead

Perhaps one of the most surprising and thrilling moments was seeing the legendary Val Pollard again. She’s larger than life and much missed so it seems only fitting that she made an appearance. With a whole host of one-liners – far too many to repeat – and a wicked sense of humour, Val was the perfect ghost to lead Robert to redemption. More than anything though it made it clear that there has been no bigger error than killing off The Valerie Pollard.


Mad Movie Mash-ups

Last year’s Emmerdale had real snow and lots of traditional Christmassy vibes, but this year they went one step madder with A Christmas Carol tribute, merged with a bit of Groundhog Day. It did sort of feel like you’d had one too many sherries watching it, but the psychedelic fun seems a little more acceptable on Christmas Day. Jimmy King and his boxer shorts cropped up in every sequence as the Ned Ryerson figure, adding to Robert’s frustrations and Dan’s own version of Last Christmas will continue to haunt me long into the New Year. Sure it was like a drug induced hallucination, complete with dream sequences, ghosts and the bonkers world of Robert Sugden’s subconscious, but as a hardcore fan, it was a fun change to the norm.


Crazy Outfits

Part of the fun of the dream sequences was to see the weird and wonderful outfits Robert Sugden’s brain conjured. Loud, opulent and Christmassy was the general vibe, until we got to the funeral scenes where the eyeliner came out and everything went a bit gothic. I always enjoy fancy dress in The Dales and seeing the characters in ways we wouldn’t normally, so there was a surreal glam fun to it all.


Love, Life and Death

Emmerdale’s much loved and much tortured couple had their love and their heartbreak revisited in the Christmas episode, just so we could all cry into our turkey sandwiches. It’s been widely reported that they’re reuniting in 2018 (thank god) and the special episode exposed the qualities that make this so longed for. It’s will they/won’t they rom-com at its finest, with third wheel love triangles, dreamy fantasy sequence and life or death moments of tragedy, heralded by the visceral chemistry between Danny Miller and Ryan Hawley. TV romance gold.


Sort-of Sugden Family Christmas

The Sugden family are fractured these days to say the least, but it was nice to see the mix and match of the extended family rally round in the present day scenes. It’s no shock that Robert is a fairly lonely and isolated man considering everything he’s done, but with no living parents left it’s touching to see Diane and Doug take that role a little. Their lowkey celebrations were a world away from the Dingles but were loving in their own way. Doug and Robert’s clashing personalities have been a fun new thing to explore and I hope this muddled family unit get some more material come the new year.


Something New

This year’s Christmas special was always going to be a bit wacky and divisive but I admire Emmerdale’s stab at something different. This episode gave them the chance to really dig into Robert’s complex character and address all the trouble and heartbreak he’s caused in a surprising and fun way. In the past few years they’ve broken new ground in the soap genre, trying to make something fresh and unique. Not every risk pays off, but I’d gladly watch Emmerdale doing something unusual and special than rehashing the past by trying to re-do old glories like other soaps we won’t mention! Emmerdale’s a top quality soap bringing new ideas to a familiar genre and that can’t be a bad thing.


That Tear-jerking Ending

What did we do to deserve such pain on Christmas Day?! But after a few wines and a shed load of excitement, we were bound to end up blubbing somehow. With Robert’s life in tatters and his nightmares ringing in his ears, he decided to do the selfless thing and let go of Aaron. As the two tearfully parted at the hospital, both of them still in love, it was a briefly painful resolution to months of heartbreak. With intimate and subtle performances it was quite a change from the episode’s wacky opening, but the type of scene that both actors excel in. If the Christmas Day scenes were anything to go by then that reunion is sure gonna be something special. I’m waiting…

Fave or Fail? (16-20 Oct 2017)


Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! Some hard hitting and important stories told this week alongside the never-ending saga of Robert’s revenge.


Worthy Story

vlcsnap-2017-10-22-12h27m00s037In January, I complained that Megan’s worries about the difficulties of her daughter potentially being disabled was a story worthy of more than just one episode, particularly as Gaynor Faye’s talents are regularly wasted in lifeless plots – and being tied to boring Frank. Thankfully that seemed to change this week as a hugely important and interesting story surfaced when Eliza had a fit and was diagnosed with Cerebral Palsy. While this is a sad and difficult story to tell, there are thousands of parents like Megan and Jai who are given similar news about their child’s future and it’s a story worth telling. Already both parents are dealing with Eliza’s disability differently, expressing different worries and finding it hard to cope. It’s a very human story, but with honest performances and effective writing it’s already been moving and well told.

Identity Issues

vlcsnap-2017-10-22-12h31m05s774Vanessa had a difficult week as she questioned her sexuality and faced questions from the gossipy village. After spending the night with and being cruelly outed in the pub by Charity, Vanessa was confused about how to label herself, knowing that she was now interested in women. Despite the cliché public Woolie outing, I’ve enjoyed this story so far for the refreshing way it’s letting Vanessa take a slow and unpressured journey towards discovering her identity. Not only has it been great to see Ness get a storyline of her own, but the key players in her life – Rhona, Tracy, Frank and even Paddy and Pearl – have offered her great support and advice, in a non-judgemental and encouraging way and these have made for some touching and rather sweet scenes.

A Bit of Humour

vlcsnap-2017-10-22-12h53m43s196One shining light in this frustratingly slow “Robert takes over Home Farm” plot this week was Kath – the woman Robert hired to play an investor. Much like when Robert teamed up with Bernice last year, his irritated “brains of the operation” roles needs a slightly maverick comedy sidekick to clash with, and in this he has Kath. Despite her playing the part well and securing the deal, it was fun seeing her test the waters with him and make him sweat with her off-the-wall suggestions for Kath’s backstory. It certainly gives the story a bit more of the “fun” element even if it’s a stretch to believe Robert wouldn’t have knocked up a fake LinkedIn page for Rug Tree Bonds in his spare time.


Scheme of the Week

vlcsnap-2017-10-22-12h52m45s737Robert Sugden seems to be reliving his villainy Greatest Hits at the moment as he cartoonishly seduces his way into Home Farm. Literally. Again. But it’s not the excruciating scenes of Lawrence falling for Robert’s charms (come on Larry, he’s played you exactly like this before!) that make my fails list, it’s the plodding pace of this revenge plot. Every week a new scheme of Robert pops up with no end in sight giving him no real set backs to speak of. Even Chrissie was lured into forgiveness and trust this week, thanks to an anti-climatic near-death experience orchestrated by Rob. Come on, Chrissie – we were counting on you! At this point Robert will have so many puppets to control he’ll need a spare hand. Chrissie’s uncle Tim returned from nowhere (angry about some baffling injustice) to aid Robert’s evil deeds for a reason that made zero sense, leaving this plot with more holes than Lisa Dingle’s crochet blankets. Robert might be doing the trick to win over the Whites but it’s making panto season feel like an eternity – isn’t it about time he had a real rival to come up against?

Falling Flat

vlcsnap-2017-10-22-12h51m55s027Perhaps it’s a bit meanspirited of me to say, especially as he’s not been in Emmerdale long but Dan’s brother Daz already feels a bit surplus to requirement. Sure, they seem to be lining up a story of PTSD for Daz, but I can’t help but think his character is a bit dull and pointless and I’m struggling to care. This week he integrated himself into village life a bit more, getting a date and a job, but he’s not exactly got the charisma or fun factor to add anything new to the Dales. A dodgy woman from his past showed up threatening him and the family but there wasn’t any real sense of jeopardy and Dan and co’s response came across as laughable rather than strong. I don’t feel like we know Daz enough to care about his struggles, especially when these tales are based on his retelling of events, and he just doesn’t have enough charm or personality to be engaging. We have Dan, did we really need another downtrodden Mr Average?


Quote of the Week (16-20 Oct 2017)



Kerry: What are people supposed to look at when they haven’t got a telly? Furniture’s all pointed at an empty space. The telly’s the heart of the home!
Dan: I think you mean the kitchen.
Kerry: Not the way I cook!


GIF of the Week (4-8 Sep 2017)




Fave or Fail? (28 Aug-1 Sep 2017)


Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! This week saw Aaron walk away from a fight and Robert start a fight with some office stationery.


Friends with Benefits

vlcsnap-2017-09-03-12h12m13s840One of Emmerdale’s biggest assets right now is the relationship between Eric and Faith – an unlikely but brilliant couple. They have the all sparks and the moments of vulnerability that signal the formula for a couple you can really root for, even if they did have a few setbacks this week. After David suggested Faith might be a golddigger, Eric backed away from starting anything romantic with Faith and she was hurt, thinking her mastectomy was putting him off. Rodney jumped in to pick up the pieces and stir up trouble, but Faith’s heart was sold on Eric and the two kissed – yay! There’s a real warmth in their scenes but of course, good things never last and they split again because of a misunderstanding. It’s about time we had another couple we could all get behind and Eric and Faith are perfect antidote to all that soapy heartbreak.

Helping the Homeless

vlcsnap-2017-09-03-12h08m26s669Kerry and Amelia came up with a plan this week to host an event for the local homeless in the hopes it would encourage Dan’s brother, Daz to come to the village. Normally Kerry centred plots aren’t my favourite but in amongst the comedy I’m enjoying seeing her more compassionate side. Before we moved onto the repetitive “Dan shouts, him and Kerry argue” part of the story, the scenes in the village hall had a fun mix of characters and as I mentioned in my Scene of the Week, moved well from funny to heartfelt and serious. Bernice’s insensitivity and Nicola’s lack of enthusiasm stopped the story from being too dry and preachy but overall it’s been a welcome change to see Kerry being less selfish.

Dark Frank

vlcsnap-2017-09-03-12h11m28s543As far as ex-cons go, Frank’s been something of a wet weekend. We’ve heard the stories of his crimes but mostly he’s just been trying to get his girls on side and hang around David’s shop. Since being played by Megan and Charity for his cheating, he’s acted like the wounded party, but this week we saw a flash of something else. In the pub he threatened Charity and swore to her that if she ever crossed him again he’d hurt her more than she ever thought she could be! Yikes! This was quite a turn-around for Frank and suddenly made him all the more interesting. I feel like it’s about time actor Michael Praed had something to get his teeth into – something really nasty and juicy – and his veneer of charm would work well under real darkness. Might we see something much more dangerous from Frank in future? That would certainly be more gripping than what we have seen so far!


Panto Season

vlcsnap-2017-09-03-12h09m30s594No, don’t adjust your calendars, it’s still only September, but in the village panto season has started early. What is it with Robert Sugden and the White family? Like the cartoonish family themselves, it seems like whenever Robert’s within a foot of them he begins hiding round corners and smirking again. He’s one hair away from twirling his villainous moustache! It’s not to say he’s not charming enough to pull off the deception, but his masterplans are more sketchshow than foolproof and there’s little fun to be had when they make it so easy for him. At this rate they might as well be opening the safe for him with a “Help Yourself” sign. Only Lachlan’s smart enough to be wise to his real motives, now that Chrissie’s keeping away, but they’re being so gullible you almost want Robert to get away with it. Ryan Hawley has charisma by the bucketload, but if they’re determined to keep Robert treading this dark path then at least give him a worthy opponent to cross, someone that doesn’t turn all his scenes into nonsensical farce.

After School Special

vlcsnap-2017-09-03-12h12m50s062Don’t you just hate those scenes in movies where the villain stands around long enough to be defeated by the good guy? Well it was a classic case of good triumphing evil in the Aaron and Jason plot this week with a resolution that bordered on a cringey after school special about bullying. During Aaron’s time in prison, Jason was unrelenting and sickening in his torment of Aaron, to the extent that in parts it felt like Emmerdale had undermined Aaron’s character recovery after Gordon’s abuse trial. Jason’s return felt like an effort to answer those criticisms and readdress the power balance by having Aaron face up to him and come out on top. However the reality of the situation felt like a sticking point – could a man like Jason really change a lifetime of awful behaviour after some words of truth and a punch from Cain? Sure, it’s not like Jason was redeemed in the end but Aaron’s victory felt hollow in its lack of believability and his forgiving nature didn’t work for me after such extremes. Outside of a prison setting, Jason felt like a caricature and a story with such a gritty beginning had an almost fairytale and unsatisfying ending.


Fave or Fail? (21-25 August 2017)


Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! This week Megan’s revenge was foiled and Rhona took a brave step in moving on with her life.


Softer Side

Emmerdale - Kerry Tells Dan a Painful Secret About Her Past - YouTubeYou might be surprised to see Kerry at the top spot this week seeing as she’s one of my least favourite characters in The Dales, but it just shows what a change in material can do. We’re used to Kerry being loudmouthed, brash and selfish and there are times she’s difficult to like. This week though, on discovering Dan’s brother Daz was homeless, Kerry was shaken and withdrawn and we soon discovered that she too had experienced homelessness in the past. Laura Norton proved what a great actress she is as Kerry opened up and revealed her vulnerability to Dan. I’m tired of their silly spats but this was a lot more nuanced and heartfelt and it really had me rooting for the pair of them and certainly made me like Kerry a lot more. It’s nice to see a change in direction like this and helps balance out those characters, who are normally the loud and funny ones, into more empathetic and believable ones.

Moving On

Emmerdale - Rhona's Decision Brings Paddy to Tears - YouTubeI was really pleased with how Emmerdale handled Rhona’s storyline this week. While I’ll always feel fondly towards Paddy and Rhona – and expect their reunion is inevitable – their hook up this week was too much too soon and I worried they’d rush to reunite the pair. Thankfully after the great confrontation with Pierce, Rhona was empowered and courageous, recognising that reuniting with Paddy wasn’t the right choice for her to make at this time. There were emotional and moving scenes as Paddy and Rhona talked and accepted that it wasn’t right to get back together, but for now I think Rhona (and the writers) made the right choice for her.

Revenge Tactics

Emmerdale - Frank Is Arrested for Fraud - YouTubeI can’t say I’ve enjoyed Megan’s revenge plot on Frank and it makes the “Faves” list partly because I’m just glad it’s over and all out in the open! Megan and Frank’s naivety to make this story work has never been believable and Megan’s plan seemed extreme in light of how little revenge she took on Jai (who treated her much worse). In spite of this, Gaynor Faye is a great actress and when Megan finally spoke of her reasons why she wanted payback, I could believe it more. It’s a shame it didn’t happen sooner. With Frank scorned, Charity caught out and Megan isolated I’m interested to see what happens next. Preferably no reunion for Megan and Frank though – there’s always been something really insipid about that coupling.

Bonus Fave: Pearl – for being a wonderful support of Rhona this week and dressing up for her “date” with Paddy. Brilliantly funny.


Too Silly?

Emmerdale - Monday 21 Aug 7pm - The ITV Hub (1)Call me fickle, but early this year I questioned whether Emmerdale was a bit too dark, with its heavy focus on serious and difficult subject matters but now we seem to have the opposite problem. Okay so summer time does bring out the ‘silly season’ now and again (remember last year’s pirate ship?!) but I had a serious case of comedy fatigue this week. Monday saw Dan and Jimmy compete in their race, which despite a few funny moments (Angel calling Bernice a Judas being a particular highlight) took up far too much of the episode than it warranted. Then there’s Charity, naturally hilarious and offering up a needed dose of fun to the revenge plot – but I can’t help but feel, as amusing as it is in small doses, that Charity deserves much greater storylines and drama than singing to Little Mix.


Quote of the Week (21-25 August 2017)



Dan: What would Jesus say?!
Amelia: He’d say, “You’re too nice for your own good, Amelia, so I’m giving you the day off.”


Fave or Fail? (14-18 August 2017)


Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! A great week of big moments – Moira kissed Cain, Finn learnt some of the truth about James’s death, and Leyla and Pete jilted each other!


Emma’s Confession

vlcsnap-2017-08-19-16h53m07s699We’re one step closer to Emma’s world crumbling as this week saw Finn put 2 + 2 together to make 5 and got the almost truth about how his dad died. With thrillingly tense scenes, Finn confronted his mum and managed to dig away at her panicked and unravelling lies until he got her to confess that she was there on the bridge and that it was an argument which lead to James’s death. Joe Gill gave the performance of his time on Emmerdale so far as his emotions switched from disbelief and anger to confusion and upset. Finn’s relationship with Emma has always been an interesting one, especially as in some ways they’re so similar, so it was only right he was the first to expose the truth. Gillian Kearney plays Emma’s emotional turmoil so well that you can almost believe her fabrications to hide the real extent of her involvement in James’s death. The scenes of Finn’s suspicion and Emma’s confession spanned an hour long episode but it was a testament to the performances that it didn’t drag at all. With Finn now sitting on the big secret it doesn’t feel like long before more of the truth will come out but I worry for his safety if Emma’s irrational behaviour gets out of hand. Exciting stuff!

Marriage Mayhem

vlcsnap-2017-08-19-16h53m49s487Pete and Leyla’s wedding was never going to go smoothly, was it? But who could’ve guessed the Carry On escapades that transpired?! With Pete and Priya’s betrayal stinking up the air, I think most of us expected the liaison to come out in dramatic effect but what we didn’t expect was a double jilting with both bride and groom trying to escape through the toilet windows! This storyline has been something of a damp squib, but the wedding two-parter was full of genuinely funny moments. From Doug and Eric’s bickering to the wedding goer’s aghast at the crazy events following the window rescue, there were some great laughs. It was nice too to see Jacob in a sweet and supportive role, and even Ross managed to look like the mature and non-sleazey one compared to Pete! But perhaps nothing will top the brilliant moment of Leyla’s open-mouthed reaction to see her groom making the same escape she was. Priceless.

Lingering Feelings

vlcsnap-2017-08-19-16h49m23s082I’ve long been a fan of Cain and Moira’s relationship so to see all those unresolved feelings rise to the surface again this week was a joy. Their chemistry makes these sorts of moments seem effortless and you can fully believe the multitude of unsaid emotions. Despite a bit of a sexist trope being used when Cain came to Moira’s rescue (this is Moira who’s used to farm machinery and independence here!) it stirred up lingering tension and Moira went in for a kiss. Over the next few days, with Harriet feeling like a spare part, Cain and Moira cemented themselves as the couple destined to be together as Moira tried to set Cain free again to move on, even though we all know deep down they both still love each other. It’s pretty obvious how this one’s going to play out but all that embittered love and tension is the right kind of romance angst!


Tired Laughs

vlcsnap-2017-08-19-16h43m41s833It’s not the worst comedy story ever seen – and god, remember last year’s endless pirate ship summer filler?! But Emmerdale really need to come up with something new for the rivalry between Nicola + Jimmy vs Kerry + Dan. Separately both couples can offer quite a lot of laughs, when it’s done right, but the petty competition between Kerry and Nicola – while their exasperated and hen-pecked spouses watch on – is getting old. Kerry’s loud-mouthed outrage and Nicola’s screechy need to rule are fine in small doses but after last year’s Dan and Nicola kiss moment, the two pairs did enough warring and now it’s lost its shine.

Mood Killer

vlcsnap-2017-08-19-16h41m52s608Much to my surprise I really enjoyed the Pete and Leyla near-wedding daftness. That was until Emmerdale decided to spoil it by having Pete and Priya go at it in the honeymoon suite. Ew, grubby! Since Pete and Priya began their hook ups, it’s been an out-of-nowhere mess, really lacking that key affair ingredient – chemistry. I can just about buy Priya’s loneliness, the way she feels out of place now that Rakesh has gone, but her betrayal of Leyla has always been hard to stomach or believe, especially for someone as charisma free as Pete. Pete spent the latter half of his wedding day tearing into Priya and being generally vile but her confronting him and standing up to him didn’t last long, and soon we had to grimace through truly uncomfortable scenes. I’m sure Priya’s thumping of Pete’s chest and his shouty grabbing of her was meant to get us going but it was awkward and pretty revolting behaviour to say the least. And about as far from sexy as you can get. End this now, please!


Fave or Fail? (17-21 July 2017)


Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! I’m back from my holiday, but unfortunately it wasn’t great week for stories!


Party Atmosphere

Emmerdale - Thursday 20 Jul 8pm - The ITV Hub (1)You know me, I love a good Emmerdale party, especially ones that bring multiple characters together in one place. This week we were treated to two – and no I’m not talking about the terrible teen party in the pub! Faith brought the tequila and karaoke to the back room and a fun selection of older characters enjoyed getting sozzled! From Jimmy’s bad singing, to Diane getting a thrill from Doug’s new dance moves – it was good fun to see these characters interacting all crammed into a room. At the end of the week Kerry’s 40th brought together more karaoke and funny characters, even if Dan did make zero effort by having the party in the local shop! With comments on Kerry’s outfit, minimal thought put into gifts and a highly critical Nicola, they were enjoyable community scenes. Like other couples in the show, Dan and Kerry’s material can be repetitive (him being useless, her being rude to him) but this week’s mishaps were genuinely amusing and their fall-out wasn’t unnecessarily long. By including their big comedy characters alongside other villagers, these gatherings were some of the better parties we’ve seen in a while and welcome in a week of pretty uninteresting plots.

Eric and Faith

Emmerdale - Tuesday 18 Jul 7pm - The ITV Hub (1)Even though we’ve lost the irreplaceable Val, Faith and Eric seem like the perfect match. Faith brings life and outrageousness to all her scenes but I love the genuine affection she seems to have for serious Eric. Having upset him Faith tried to soften him up this week and she seems to be pretty good at smoothing things over and getting him to loosen up. It might be too soon to see Faith settle down and tame her wild ways but she’s bringing out the best in Eric and I’m loving their new found partnership.

Loopy Leyla

Emmerdale - Tuesday 18 Jul 7pm - The ITV HubDespite poor Leyla being betrayed by both boyfriend (now fiancé) and best mate, she has a warmth and a comic timing which makes her current plot slightly more bearable. This week her plan to “play it cool” with Pete backfired as she got carried away and exposed herself as wanting a big white wedding and then ended up proposing in a disastrous fashion. Leyla has a good heart and we could do with seeing more of her vulnerability to make her less of a caricature. Saying that, she had some genuinely brilliant lines (“Great, even the dog’s left me!”) and her friendship with David is one I hope we never lose. I just wish they hadn’t made her wedding fixation so over the top because when she discovers that double betrayal it’s gonna hit her hard.


Will They Won’t They?

Emmerdale - Ross' Kiss Proves He Never Stopped Loving Debbie - YouTubeOh Ross and Debbie. Loves young dream…star crossed lovers…meant to be *dreamy sigh*. Well, that’s what we’re supposed to think, right? That’s what we were meant to think back in 2015 when their sizzle free affair was at the centre of Emmerdale’s big summer disaster and then imploded spectacularly when Debbie packed off to France on realising Ross took part in a murder pact with Andy. But here we are again, part two, part one all but forgotten and the heartbreak blamed on Debbie (of course). And you know, I actually enjoyed their flirty and light-hearted sparring – I could almost believe they fancied each other. It’s when they get all earnest, miscommunicate and share longing looks that I roll my eyes. Because, as the scripts reminded us, Ross has had an electric and star-crossed romance that worked – but that was with Donna, not Debbie. He’s even had more chemistry with Debbie’s mum than her! And Debbie herself has worked far better as an independent woman and mum since her return than she ever did under Ross’s spell. If they kept it light, playful, rather than ploughing on with the idea that they’re soulmates and expecting us to long for their reunion then it might be more watchable.

Affair Apathy

Emmerdale - Pete and Priya's Secret Affair Isn't So Secret Anymore - YouTubeMonths ago we were promised a funny and sizzling affair as a hapless male villager was caught between two women. The women get all the luck in Emmerdale(!) Needless to say for all its hype it’s as interesting as you’d expect an affair with Pete “boring” Barton to be! Pete’s betrayed the lovely Leyla, Priya’s lost sisterhood points for sleeping with her best mate’s fella and in the shock twist everyone saw coming, she now thinks she’s pregnant. Leaving aside how cartoonishly desperate they’ve made Leyla look, what an absolute bellend Pete is and how Priya should know better – it’s just not that interesting as a story! Sure it’s been nice to see Priya in a role that isn’t Rakesh’s lapdog, but this isn’t exploring new ground and every new development is a plot we’ve seen hundreds of times before. Where’s the summer thrill we were promised? Both women could do better than Pete, so really – what are we rooting for?

Something Missing

Emmerdale - Thursday 20 Jul 8pm - The ITV HubIt wasn’t a great week of stories in the Dales and perhaps it’s because they seemed to rely far too heavily on characters who just don’t quite have the oomph. One of the main plots of the week was Frank’s efforts to win back Megan and her rather curious acceptance of his proposal. Do we care enough about their romance either way? Do we even care enough about Megan these days? Frank isn’t anywhere near as charismatic or as interesting as he needs to be, certainly not enough to give Megan the lift she needs. She seems lifeless, directionless, in Emmerdale right now and this hasn’t been the story or the relationship to liven up her character. So if her forgiveness of Frank is all just a revenge plan, is that enough of a hook to keep this story interesting? Then there’s Jai and Nell. Jai has recovered from the OTT villainy of 2015 and Nell seems to be a lot devious than it first appeared. But if she really is lying, and that’s the big twist, then the pacing and the hints haven’t been as captivating as they need to be to dominate so much screen time. Not every story needs a big a bold character like a Dingle or a Barton to carry it, or the emotional weight of Rhona’s story, but these current plots are definitely missing a key element that makes them compelling viewing.