Fave or Fail? (14-18 August 2017)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! A great week of big moments – Moira kissed Cain, Finn learnt some of the truth about James’s death, and Leyla and Pete jilted each other!

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Emma’s Confession

vlcsnap-2017-08-19-16h53m07s699We’re one step closer to Emma’s world crumbling as this week saw Finn put 2 + 2 together to make 5 and got the almost truth about how his dad died. With thrillingly tense scenes, Finn confronted his mum and managed to dig away at her panicked and unravelling lies until he got her to confess that she was there on the bridge and that it was an argument which lead to James’s death. Joe Gill gave the performance of his time on Emmerdale so far as his emotions switched from disbelief and anger to confusion and upset. Finn’s relationship with Emma has always been an interesting one, especially as in some ways they’re so similar, so it was only right he was the first to expose the truth. Gillian Kearney plays Emma’s emotional turmoil so well that you can almost believe her fabrications to hide the real extent of her involvement in James’s death. The scenes of Finn’s suspicion and Emma’s confession spanned an hour long episode but it was a testament to the performances that it didn’t drag at all. With Finn now sitting on the big secret it doesn’t feel like long before more of the truth will come out but I worry for his safety if Emma’s irrational behaviour gets out of hand. Exciting stuff!

Marriage Mayhem

vlcsnap-2017-08-19-16h53m49s487Pete and Leyla’s wedding was never going to go smoothly, was it? But who could’ve guessed the Carry On escapades that transpired?! With Pete and Priya’s betrayal stinking up the air, I think most of us expected the liaison to come out in dramatic effect but what we didn’t expect was a double jilting with both bride and groom trying to escape through the toilet windows! This storyline has been something of a damp squib, but the wedding two-parter was full of genuinely funny moments. From Doug and Eric’s bickering to the wedding goer’s aghast at the crazy events following the window rescue, there were some great laughs. It was nice too to see Jacob in a sweet and supportive role, and even Ross managed to look like the mature and non-sleazey one compared to Pete! But perhaps nothing will top the brilliant moment of Leyla’s open-mouthed reaction to see her groom making the same escape she was. Priceless.

Lingering Feelings

vlcsnap-2017-08-19-16h49m23s082I’ve long been a fan of Cain and Moira’s relationship so to see all those unresolved feelings rise to the surface again this week was a joy. Their chemistry makes these sorts of moments seem effortless and you can fully believe the multitude of unsaid emotions. Despite a bit of a sexist trope being used when Cain came to Moira’s rescue (this is Moira who’s used to farm machinery and independence here!) it stirred up lingering tension and Moira went in for a kiss. Over the next few days, with Harriet feeling like a spare part, Cain and Moira cemented themselves as the couple destined to be together as Moira tried to set Cain free again to move on, even though we all know deep down they both still love each other. It’s pretty obvious how this one’s going to play out but all that embittered love and tension is the right kind of romance angst!

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Tired Laughs

vlcsnap-2017-08-19-16h43m41s833It’s not the worst comedy story ever seen – and god, remember last year’s endless pirate ship summer filler?! But Emmerdale really need to come up with something new for the rivalry between Nicola + Jimmy vs Kerry + Dan. Separately both couples can offer quite a lot of laughs, when it’s done right, but the petty competition between Kerry and Nicola – while their exasperated and hen-pecked spouses watch on – is getting old. Kerry’s loud-mouthed outrage and Nicola’s screechy need to rule are fine in small doses but after last year’s Dan and Nicola kiss moment, the two pairs did enough warring and now it’s lost its shine.

Mood Killer

vlcsnap-2017-08-19-16h41m52s608Much to my surprise I really enjoyed the Pete and Leyla near-wedding daftness. That was until Emmerdale decided to spoil it by having Pete and Priya go at it in the honeymoon suite. Ew, grubby! Since Pete and Priya began their hook ups, it’s been an out-of-nowhere mess, really lacking that key affair ingredient – chemistry. I can just about buy Priya’s loneliness, the way she feels out of place now that Rakesh has gone, but her betrayal of Leyla has always been hard to stomach or believe, especially for someone as charisma free as Pete. Pete spent the latter half of his wedding day tearing into Priya and being generally vile but her confronting him and standing up to him didn’t last long, and soon we had to grimace through truly uncomfortable scenes. I’m sure Priya’s thumping of Pete’s chest and his shouty grabbing of her was meant to get us going but it was awkward and pretty revolting behaviour to say the least. And about as far from sexy as you can get. End this now, please!

Fave or Fail? (17-21 July 2017)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! I’m back from my holiday, but unfortunately it wasn’t great week for stories!

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Party Atmosphere

Emmerdale - Thursday 20 Jul 8pm - The ITV Hub (1)You know me, I love a good Emmerdale party, especially ones that bring multiple characters together in one place. This week we were treated to two – and no I’m not talking about the terrible teen party in the pub! Faith brought the tequila and karaoke to the back room and a fun selection of older characters enjoyed getting sozzled! From Jimmy’s bad singing, to Diane getting a thrill from Doug’s new dance moves – it was good fun to see these characters interacting all crammed into a room. At the end of the week Kerry’s 40th brought together more karaoke and funny characters, even if Dan did make zero effort by having the party in the local shop! With comments on Kerry’s outfit, minimal thought put into gifts and a highly critical Nicola, they were enjoyable community scenes. Like other couples in the show, Dan and Kerry’s material can be repetitive (him being useless, her being rude to him) but this week’s mishaps were genuinely amusing and their fall-out wasn’t unnecessarily long. By including their big comedy characters alongside other villagers, these gatherings were some of the better parties we’ve seen in a while and welcome in a week of pretty uninteresting plots.

Eric and Faith

Emmerdale - Tuesday 18 Jul 7pm - The ITV Hub (1)Even though we’ve lost the irreplaceable Val, Faith and Eric seem like the perfect match. Faith brings life and outrageousness to all her scenes but I love the genuine affection she seems to have for serious Eric. Having upset him Faith tried to soften him up this week and she seems to be pretty good at smoothing things over and getting him to loosen up. It might be too soon to see Faith settle down and tame her wild ways but she’s bringing out the best in Eric and I’m loving their new found partnership.

Loopy Leyla

Emmerdale - Tuesday 18 Jul 7pm - The ITV HubDespite poor Leyla being betrayed by both boyfriend (now fiancé) and best mate, she has a warmth and a comic timing which makes her current plot slightly more bearable. This week her plan to “play it cool” with Pete backfired as she got carried away and exposed herself as wanting a big white wedding and then ended up proposing in a disastrous fashion. Leyla has a good heart and we could do with seeing more of her vulnerability to make her less of a caricature. Saying that, she had some genuinely brilliant lines (“Great, even the dog’s left me!”) and her friendship with David is one I hope we never lose. I just wish they hadn’t made her wedding fixation so over the top because when she discovers that double betrayal it’s gonna hit her hard.

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Will They Won’t They?

Emmerdale - Ross' Kiss Proves He Never Stopped Loving Debbie - YouTubeOh Ross and Debbie. Loves young dream…star crossed lovers…meant to be *dreamy sigh*. Well, that’s what we’re supposed to think, right? That’s what we were meant to think back in 2015 when their sizzle free affair was at the centre of Emmerdale’s big summer disaster and then imploded spectacularly when Debbie packed off to France on realising Ross took part in a murder pact with Andy. But here we are again, part two, part one all but forgotten and the heartbreak blamed on Debbie (of course). And you know, I actually enjoyed their flirty and light-hearted sparring – I could almost believe they fancied each other. It’s when they get all earnest, miscommunicate and share longing looks that I roll my eyes. Because, as the scripts reminded us, Ross has had an electric and star-crossed romance that worked – but that was with Donna, not Debbie. He’s even had more chemistry with Debbie’s mum than her! And Debbie herself has worked far better as an independent woman and mum since her return than she ever did under Ross’s spell. If they kept it light, playful, rather than ploughing on with the idea that they’re soulmates and expecting us to long for their reunion then it might be more watchable.

Affair Apathy

Emmerdale - Pete and Priya's Secret Affair Isn't So Secret Anymore - YouTubeMonths ago we were promised a funny and sizzling affair as a hapless male villager was caught between two women. The women get all the luck in Emmerdale(!) Needless to say for all its hype it’s as interesting as you’d expect an affair with Pete “boring” Barton to be! Pete’s betrayed the lovely Leyla, Priya’s lost sisterhood points for sleeping with her best mate’s fella and in the shock twist everyone saw coming, she now thinks she’s pregnant. Leaving aside how cartoonishly desperate they’ve made Leyla look, what an absolute bellend Pete is and how Priya should know better – it’s just not that interesting as a story! Sure it’s been nice to see Priya in a role that isn’t Rakesh’s lapdog, but this isn’t exploring new ground and every new development is a plot we’ve seen hundreds of times before. Where’s the summer thrill we were promised? Both women could do better than Pete, so really – what are we rooting for?

Something Missing

Emmerdale - Thursday 20 Jul 8pm - The ITV HubIt wasn’t a great week of stories in the Dales and perhaps it’s because they seemed to rely far too heavily on characters who just don’t quite have the oomph. One of the main plots of the week was Frank’s efforts to win back Megan and her rather curious acceptance of his proposal. Do we care enough about their romance either way? Do we even care enough about Megan these days? Frank isn’t anywhere near as charismatic or as interesting as he needs to be, certainly not enough to give Megan the lift she needs. She seems lifeless, directionless, in Emmerdale right now and this hasn’t been the story or the relationship to liven up her character. So if her forgiveness of Frank is all just a revenge plan, is that enough of a hook to keep this story interesting? Then there’s Jai and Nell. Jai has recovered from the OTT villainy of 2015 and Nell seems to be a lot devious than it first appeared. But if she really is lying, and that’s the big twist, then the pacing and the hints haven’t been as captivating as they need to be to dominate so much screen time. Not every story needs a big a bold character like a Dingle or a Barton to carry it, or the emotional weight of Rhona’s story, but these current plots are definitely missing a key element that makes them compelling viewing.

Fave or Fail? (15-19 May 2017)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! Off screen Emmerdale bagged a BAFTA, sadly on screen this week was a lot less exciting!

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Mates Before Dates

w58pmPaddy and Marlon’s friendship is the anecdote to any average week on Emmerdale so they were easily the highlight for me this week. Having been best mates for so long there’s a natural joy in their scenes which arises from the long-term working partnership between Dominic Brunt and Mark Charnock and that kind of fun is infectious. This week, as Marlon’s romance with Carly hit troubled waters, Paddy was there to coo, gasp and practise his proposal to her on (much to the mocking of Charity). The pair also had to cover up Marlon’s failed attempts to propose by inventing a story about their friendship anniversary – n’aww. And even though Paddy might be the worst at giving Marlon confidence in his status as Carly’s beloved, the pair of them and their friendship will outlive any romance and for that I’m truly grateful. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a best friend like these two?

Handsome Stranger

Emmerdale - Matt Has Just One Thing to Say to Carly - YouTubeRight at the end of last week, a tall, dark, handsome and bearded stranger arrived in the shape of Carly’s ex-Matt, and poor Billy’s father. It seems pretty much guaranteed that Matt won’t be around for long and that he and Carly are going to break Marlon’s little heart but in the meantime it’s been nice to have a charismatic new arrival in the village. Now you might say I’m swayed by his nice accent and good looks and you wouldn’t be entirely wrong, but if things were different I’d say Matt would make a good new addition to the Dales. He’s already proved he can carry a believable and exposition-heavy scene and make his emotions towards Carly and the loss of Billy complex and emotive, but up against Charity’s creepy OTT flirting, he’s proved his comedy worth too. So, while we might not have him for long and it’s a shame his role seems to be a facilitator for Carly’s exit, Matt seems like a pretty interesting character.

Different Direction

w58dSince my Emmerdale viewing habits became religious, Debbie seemed to be stuck in a cycle of two plots which never really endeared me to her as a character. I never bought into her Barton love triangle, nor her supposed love for Ross and the gangster/heist stories she got mixed up in left me cold too. For me, Debbie works best around her family, being a mother, running the garage rather than being at the centre of a money or love-triangle drama. Living with her kids, Faith and Moira has breathed life into her and this week I really enjoyed seeing her at the heart of the garage, back in her overalls and concerned with making a living rather than this just being an excuse to stir up old feelings with Ross. I enjoyed seeing her go up against Chrissie and her cutting one-liners to both White sisters were pretty satisfying too. I’m sure before long she’ll be back with Ross, trying to muster up some sexual tension, but for now Debbie seems assured and independent and I like that a lot.

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Filling the Gap

Emmerdale - Jai Walks In On Nell Crying After Harming Herself - YouTubeRhona went to rehab on Monday this week meaning that most of my interest in village drama went with her. That’s not to say there are no characters I like in Emmerdale right now, but in terms of stories there just aren’t any plots holding my interest. I’m warmed massively to Jai, but his plot with the insipid Nell is odd and unengaging. Should we trust her, but more importantly why should we care? We’ve only known the girl five minutes and her budding and uneasy relationship with Jai has nothing on the short-but-sweet connection Holly and Jai had. Dan vs the bullies was the other main story of the week and even with a ‘whodunnit’ element, the teen gang were still as unthreatening as ever. Neither Dan or Jai are exactly leading man material with these uninspiring plots. Even with Amy Walsh’s great performance at the end of the week, the teen thug story is one that feels cold, lacking a ‘must-see’ factor. Other stories this week involved Zak Dingle being even more useless than ever and serving meat to vegans and the beginning of the end for Marlon and Carly. In isolation these plots might have made good B or C plots, bubbling in the background but front and centre they’re not the best – Emmerdale, we know you can do better.

Storyline Amnesia

w58wEmmerdale has never been afraid to have a wealthy, snobby family living in Home Farm, lording it over the other villagers and being generally antagonistic to everyone they meet. It’s a dynamic viewers are used to, but one the White family has always struggled with, leaving their role in the village a mess. I’ve never hid the fact I like the family best when they’re embracing their dark side with full self-awareness and that the weakness comes when Emmerdale tries to paint them as insincere victims rather than privileged villains. Stepping away from their tedious in-fighting this week, there was a puzzling turn of events as Victoria worked and grovelled at Chrissie’s feet as she catered for a vegan event. What’s the problem there you say? Well, the last time Vic interacted with Chrissie she called her a poisonous cow and didn’t hold back in light of Chrissie setting up Andy, meaning he was on the run and absent from his ill daughter’s life. Now Vic is working for her, BFFs with Rebecca and bending over backwards to please them with no explanation. It’s as if the whole (boring) Whites vs Sugdens plot never happened! Andy who? Then there’s the continuing problem with Lachlan, a character still defined by the fact his history of sexual assault was wiped from the history books rather than him having any sort of redemption. Sorry, but whether they were friends or not, whether he rescued Alfie the dog, I still find it hard to believe that Belle would ever talk to him let alone kiss him. In this middle ground, where their rivalries and devious pasts are forgiven and forgotten with no explanation, the Whites just don’t work as well as they should. Make them hated, make them powerful but stop with this wishy-washy middle ground.

Fave or Fail? (8-12 May 2017)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! Rhona confided in Vanessa this week in outstanding scenes and the teen gang plot remained uninteresting.

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Avoiding the Predictable

Emmerdale May 10 - YouTubeRhona’s story returned this week as she came back from her holiday with Leo and thankfully Pierce wasn’t anywhere to be seen. After Emmerdale’s fantastic and emotional portrayal of Rhona’s bravery in the aftermath of her rape I was concerned they might be tempted of going down a very soapy route of having her forgive him, or cope by being in denial over the attack and make her friends increasingly oblivious as Pierce continued to abuse her. After all he was very manipulative after the attack and warning her she had no chance in winning a trial against him. You could see how he’d chipped away at her and I worried that he might have destroyed all her resilience. But so far, and to my relief, this doesn’t seem to be the route they are taking this story. Rhona is being brave and strong, trying to cope with this alone despite the fear and the shame affecting her deeply. Even though she has returned to taking painkillers, Vanessa’s support is hugely important and I’m glad Emmerdale haven’t gone down a cliched route of her keeping quiet – right now this is not about any further evil deeds Pierce can do, this is about Rhona and the long-term impact his behaviour the rape has had on her.

Friendship

w56rvI got a reminder this week about how the long-term friendships on Emmerdale are something I love watching. There was a return to the Victoria and Finn friendship, that we haven’t seen in forever, one which feels far more heartfelt than the other pals the two of them have made. The actors have a nice chemistry and if Vic’s going to stay single for a bit then I hope we can return to having more scenes of these two together. And of course the biggest friendship factor this week was “Team Rhona”. Paddy, Marlon and Vanessa were all worried on her return and while they all took different and cautious approaches as the week went on, it was Vanessa who eventually got through to Rhona and allowed her to open up fully. The scenes following Rhona’s confession were beautifully acted and written with Vanessa saying all the things Rhona, and every other woman suffering in the same way, needed to and should hear. I was moved to tears as Vanessa offered to be there for talks or even a cuddle and her strong response to Rhona’s relapse was another fantastic moment in this story. Emmerdale characters and stories work best when they have a network of loved ones around them – family, spouses but also friends – and I hope we continue to see these believable friendships in all the on-going stories.

The Little Things

w56cTwo little moments in the week struck me as the perfect example of how well Emmerdale can squeeze in some great comedy. Take the tragic passing of Lydia’s cockatoo Steve and how this affected her interview up at Home Farm. Not only was the anecdote of his death as bonkers as Lydia herself, but the next day a spot of confusion had Chrissie assume Steve was Lydia’s dead friend rather than a bird. We don’t often get to see Chrissie in humorous scenes but her reaction to Steve being stuffed really tickled me and made me wish for more scenes where we get to see Chrissie as a bit more human rather than stuck with the White contingent. Then there was Sandy, technophobe and only two clicks away from a dodgy video. Laurel had to quickly cover Arthur’s eyes and then uncover them so he could get rid of the offending porn video. It was a throwaway scene but one with such warmth, humour and one that was very welcome after all the sadness in the Thomas’s household.

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Underwhelming

Emmerdale - Adam Has Broken Victoria's Heart for the Last Time - YouTubeAdam and Victoria broke up (for good?) this week and after their previous “split” a few weeks ago, which while convoluted had some great performances, this week’s developments just felt underwhelming. Adam was in full on Neanderthal mode, blaming everyone but himself for kissing Vanessa– including his own mother – and these sorts of situations never put him in the best light. Vic took a hard line on the cheating (although it’s not been all that long since she forgave him worse) but it’s hard to know whether her resistance to forgiving him will last, particularly seeing as Emmerdale’s commitment to exploring Adam and Victoria’s relationship (good or bad) seems half-hearted at best. But perhaps the impact of this storyline has been significantly lessened by the oversaturation of cheating/mistake-kiss plots in the recent year. I’m SO tired of it and it doesn’t seem to be ending any time soon. Surely even the scriptwriters are bored writing the same apology and forgiveness scenes for their couples?

Teenage Terror

Emmerdale - The Robbers Return to Intimidate Eric - YouTubeWho wouldn’t be scared by a gang of teenage thugs, ones who use threats, intimidation, theft and knives to terrify their victims? Dan suffered that very ordeal this week and was faced with the dilemma of whether to go through with identifying them to police or not, a dilemma which was particularly troublesome when their threats included hurting his daughter, Amelia. Despite this, teenage gangs never really translate well on screen and while hypothetically I can believe these characters would be intimidated, there just doesn’t feel like there’s any real threat when we watch it on screen. Stories of intimidation and insecurity are ones which need a slow-burn build up to feel real, but these Waterloo Road rejects throwing a sandwich and circling round Kerry doesn’t really cut it. Unfortunately that hasn’t helped to served Dan’s repetitive story and it’s not keeping my interest.

Fave or Fail? (1-5 May 2017)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! Not the most exciting week of storylines in the Dales, but it wasn’t a quiet one for Moira, as she gave Charity a Glasgow Kiss.

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Emmerdale Farm

Emmerdale - Who Did Moira Shoot - YouTubeOne of the many things I love about Emmerdale is its USP – its gorgeous rural setting. But in recent years storylines have moved away from the country life and the farming profession. While stories about stolen cows aren’t the most exciting thing to ever happen in the Dales it made a nice change for there to be some actual farming plots in Emmerdale this week. Who can resist an overall clad, gun-toting Moira, or Charity chasing lambs and threatening them with mint sauce. Granted, more of stroppy Ross isn’t exactly my favourite thing, but pairing him up with Charity gave a nice excuse to revisit their sparky chemistry and I’m always happy to see these two plotting and sniping. Then there was Leyla, reluctant in the fields but making a hilarious distraction as a damsel in distress and a very welcome addition to gruff Barton rivalry. Not a favourite story by any means, but I’m always happy to see more on the farm.

Extra Laughs

w55deIt wasn’t the most thrilling week of Emmerdale, I’ve got to be honest. Most of the big stories seem to be on pause (that is unless you count the Jai and Megan custody battle as a big story!) but still, this week has been a step away from the more dark and hard-hitting plots. One thing that certainly injected life into this week’s episodes were the continued inclusion of Lydia, and the appearance of other zany guests like David’s derriere devotees at the book launch. The off-the-wall and exaggerated humour might not be for everyone, and it certainly works best in small doses, but these guest characters and their ability to rub our regulars up the wrong way works a treat. Take for example, leather clad Scotty B who kept calling David “Dave” or Voltaire quoting Lydia who takes five sugars in her tea. Their eccentricities make for a few good laughs and for me they’re a welcome slice of humour between the drama.

Never Too Young for Trouble

w55nsMost of the year it seems like Noah and Samson are kept in cupboards, steering clear of any major drama despite being part of the Dingles. Friday’s episode saw them have a little subplot of their own as Noah convinced Samson to steal from an unsuspecting Sam. There was something really enjoyable about these scenes with these rarely seen boys, Noah talking openly about how he uses Charity’s credit card and Samson feeling guilty. His and Sam’s relationship has been seen more lately as Sam tried to prove himself as a cool dad, much to Samson’s continued embarrassment but it’s been a nice change to see a little more of them. Once again Emmerdale proves it has the best young cast and I’m sure it won’t be long until they’re causing more havoc like the Dingles do best.

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Never-ending Story

w55dtWould you believe me if I told you Tracy’s erotic novel saga has been running for three months? Three months! What started as a fun and frivolous story involving the ladies of the village and the brilliant Pearl and her saucy suggestions has now become a never-ending story for David and Tracy. The comedy in the plot has almost all but dried up and now all it does is highlight the things about the couple that are repetitive and unlikeable. Tracy looking stupid or being laughed at by others, moaning at David for not believing in her and then having moments of no self-belief. And David, one minute the proud and supportive husband and next belittling Tracy and holding her back. The erotic book plot should have lasted a few weeks or moved at a quicker pace, but now it’s dragged on for three months and has been reduced to a humourless vehicle for David and Tracy at their worse. Can we have new material please, not a sequel?

On Repeat

Emmerdale - Robbers Beat Up Eric With a Baseball Bat - YouTubeIt’s not just the sluggish David and Tracy book plot which had a repetitive nature this week, as a number of stories seemed to tread familiar and stale ground. Last week I berated Megan’s storyline for being boring and it didn’t get better this week as her and Jai went head to head over Eliza’s custody. Debbie and Charity fell out for the six hundredth time when Charity schemed with Ross for extra cash (pot kettle Debs) causing Charity and Moira to clash again. Dan’s paramedic tales came to the forefront again as he stepped in to help Eric after a moment of fear held him back from helping, but will this end up going nowhere once more? Cain and Harriet’s fling was discovered which was a good thing considering their scenes have consisted of being cock-blocked by Emma and vestry snogs for weeks and Emma’s treading water, clinging to Bible verses as another Barton war wages. She needs to step it up a gear! For all these stories and characters an injection of something new or unexpected is needed to liven things up a bit!

Fave or Fail? (30 Jan-3 Feb 2017)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! Emmerdale won another award this week and brought some fun to our screens as Doug, Tracy and even Moira brought the laughs.

Back to Badass

vlcsnap-2017-02-05-09h03m57s970It seemed like Moira finally had her mojo back this week and Natalie J Robb got to show us the full spectrum of who Moira is. In amongst the more heartbreaking and softer moments, such as the unexpected and lovely scene between her and Debbie and the scenes with Emma when she spoke about Holly, we saw Moira get her fire back. Moira seems to work effortlessly well with every character she interacts with – even the ashes scene with Victoria just about worked despite the bonkers sitcom nature of it. Her banter with Ross, the way she took none of Patrick-from-the-supermarket’s bullshit and was the perfect ballsy business woman. Although she’s on a bit of a breakdown and shouldn’t be facing things alone, it’s easy to fall in love with her fierce independence and ruthless, gutsy spirit. The car thieving definitely made me realise why her and Cain are so well suited and she doesn’t seem intimidated by anything. You keep fighting for your farm, Moira!

Harsh Words – Finally

emmerdale-thursday-2-feb-8pm-the-itv-hubThere was a scene this week which almost made my Scene of the Week choice, and that was the moment in the hospital between Lawrence and Chrissie where he finally confronted her about her vengeful behaviour. You might say too little too late considering his enabling of her dark side, but as he laid into her about her selfish behaviour, there was a sense of “Finally!” about the whole thing. For too long the Whites have acted without consequence and it seems like they might have some morals afterall. Some – okay, I said, some. Chrissie’s great when she’s unashamedly nasty but her bitterness and vulnerability in the scene was perfectly played by Louise Marwood, as she truly seemed like a broken woman, and it gave me hope that we might finally have a handle on who Chrissie really is.

Tracy’s Self Improvement Plan

emmerdale-friday-3-feb-7pm-the-itv-hub-2I’ve never minded Tracy but after the endless proposal stuff with David last year my interest nosedived, so thankfully she stepped forward with a fun story this week. Having decided she didn’t want to be seen as a bimbo and wanted to be taken seriously by people, Tracy decided to take steps to improve her vocab and read more. After David was slightly dismissive and confused by this new Tracy, she was even more determined to forge ahead, telling the kids in the shop how important school is. I loved seeing Tracy on a mission to educate herself, even with the setbacks and jokes at her expense. Even more so I love the idea of an Emmerdale book club, where Pearl is overeager and Doug bores everyone with non-fiction books he’s read. Community gatherings are my favourite!

The Torment of Doug

emmerdale-friday-3-feb-7pm-the-itv-hub-1I wouldn’t ever say I was a fan of Doug as such but his little comedy story battling the unknown enemy of Noah and Gabby was a simple and amusing subplot this week. Doug was his usual grumpy and earnest self, telling the kids to stop staring at their screens so they decided to get their revenge by writing some very cutting feedback and posting it into his honesty box, where he was selling veg. They left comments such as “this potato is more interesting than Doug” – and while Doug didn’t see the funny side, I did. Later in the week he tried a stake-out (but fell asleep) and then set up a CCTV camera. Sometimes it’s these simple comedy plots that work the best and I loved it.

Fails

Joanie Deserved Better

emmerdale-joanie-dies-youtubeAs is often the case when it comes to soap exits, the moment you warm to a character you previously were indifferent to, is usually the moment they leave the show. One last hurrah, as it were. That was the case for Joanie Wright, who had found her feet a little after ditching the spineless Zak Dingle – realising she deserved better, standing up to rotten men and forming a bond with Lisa. Having been unfairly imprisoned for punching the sleezy guy cracking onto Kerry (and then accidentally hitting a police officer) Joanie had almost been forgotten about by her allies in the village and then Lisa was given the job of collecting her and breaking the news about her reunion with Zak. Awkward. After an impassioned speech by Joanie (which was great, by the way) and a really frank conversation with Lisa, Joanie went silent and looked a little worse for wear, just as Lisa had decided to ditch Zak again. Then after the adverts we learnt that Joanie had croaked it. Just like that! No scene of the paramedics, no follow up. Gone. Joanie’s hardly a fan favourite, but even Kerry and Dan’s muted reaction left a lot to be desired. Maybe Emmerdale realised that breaking up Zak and Lisa was a bad decision and that there was no place for Joanie – but really, didn’t her death deserve a little more attention than this?

Zak Dingle: Human Trashcan

emmerdale-friday-3-feb-7pm-the-itv-hubSorry Zak, I do feel a bit bad considering this week you lost your wife – despite the fact you sent her a notice of divorce the day she was due out of prison – but you really are a bit of a dickhead. Not only has Zak flitted from Lisa to Joanie back to Lisa without little remorse or consequence, he admitted this week he hadn’t even written to Joanie as she suffered alone in prison. What a bastard, amiright?! I know it’s guilt, but so he should feel guilty! After giving Lisa an anniversary card she headed off to do his dirty work and confess to Joanie that her and Zak were back on, making Zak seem even more gutless. Unfortunately the damage has been done, and even his nice chat with Cain where he expressed his conflicting feels was too little too late. Too right you should feel guilty Zak, you treated Lisa and Joanie terribly and now Joanie’s dead! Bad form, Zak. Seriously.

Fave or Fail? (2-6 Jan 2017)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! Caravan fire aside, a great start to a brand new year on Emmerdale featuring some big, emotionally complex plots.

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Important Stories

vlcsnap-2017-01-08-09h49m34s794There’s always been something unsettling about Pierce and his relationship with Rhona and this week saw the start of what seems to be a big story for them. After his cheesy proposal backfired, Pierce’s ego took a hit but after making up, he seemed to assume they were on the right track. Rhona however wasn’t as quick to move on from the awkwardness and tried to rebuff his advances. What followed was an uncomfortable and powerful scene as Rhona repeatedly told Pierce no, only for him to force himself on her. Rape within a relationship is a story rarely covered in soap, but so far Emmerdale’s attempts have felt well told. After the event Rhona was withdrawn and confused and after listening to frank discussions about sex from her friends and neighbours started to believe she was the problem and that she’d overreacted. From the outside, Rhona’s anguish feels very intense and the mixed messages about sex, consent and “being up for it” seem well portrayed. It’s an important story, one that treads a similar path to the ground-breaking story in The Archers last year, and I can only hope it continues down this powerful and informative road.

The History of Us

vlcsnap-2017-01-08-09h46m45s905One of Emmerdale’s real strengths right now is creating stories that are grounded in character. Like any other plot, it has its soapy devices (aka teasing the audience that Robert might be cheating for the 473rd time) but this week Aaron and Robert’s story really got to the heart of their relationship. As Robert snuck around trying to surprise his fiancé with a romantic trip to Las Vegas, Aaron and his family began to believe Robert’s meetings with Rebecca weren’t as innocent as they seemed. Even when the surprise was revealed (in ridiculously lovely scenes) and Robert reassured Aaron of his love, Aaron still suffered under his secret insecurities, plagued by doubts that someone like him could be enough to keep a man with Robert’s history satisfied and he hastily booked a weekend away for them. Oh Aaron! Don’t you just want to cuddle him? This plot has all the best ingredients of a winning soap relationship – a couple who bring their own complex and clashing issues to the table but whose love is strong enough to survive.

Enduring Love

vlcsnap-2017-01-08-10h00m44s151On a similar note, are Emmerdale’s other power couple. Despite my love/hate relationship with Cain at times, the power of the Coira chemistry is undeniable and I’m a complete sucker for their big emotional scenes and this Friday’s scene was no exception. Although fans are frustrated that they keep getting close to a reunion, the slow burn is irresistible and they do it so well. Cain took Kyle round to Butler’s Farm and admitted he misses her but she tried to push him away again, telling him that Christmas was a mistake and that he can’t use Kyle to manipulate her. But the best thing about these scenes – and about Coira in general – is that you know they’re both pining, they’re both in love, no matter what has happened in the past. I get the feeling that the road to a reunion won’t be smooth, but it’ll be worth watching and waiting for.

Megan’s Motherhood Worries

vlcsnap-2017-01-08-12h06m43s397In case you blinked and missed it on Friday, Megan got a proper storyline. I know what you’re thinking, a storyline for Megan about her fears and worries about Eliza’s development and her comparison to other parents and children deserves more than one episode and you’re right – it does. But we got what we got and I’m glad we did. Gaynor Faye is a really talented actress and Megan has the potential to be a very engaging character. A story about a mother’s worries about her child’s future when she may have a disability is an interesting plot and one I wished we’d had more of, rather than what appears to be a way for Frank to make his move.

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Too Soon

vlcsnap-2017-01-08-09h42m29s816Zak and Lisa were the bread and butter of Emmerdale. Everyone took their break up hard and while some fans would love to see them back together, others are a bit warier. After the breakdown of Zak and Joanie’s marriage at Christmas, we saw Lisa determined that she wouldn’t take him back and I was right behind her. Zak needed to know after the devastation he’d caused both women and his family that he couldn’t just swan in and revert to his old life. I wanted to see Zak really work for his place at the head of the family and prove to Lisa he was worthy of her love and trust. Unfortunately Lisa’s resolve crumbled this week and the thought of Zak’s fire-y death brought them back together. While they might not be ready to remarry, Lisa was far too forgiving and it feels WAY too soon, almost like Zak’s been given a free pass – all while Joanie’s in a prison cell. It makes Lisa look weak and foolish and certainly has done no favours for complacent Zak, so it’s a real thumbs down for the rushed reconciliation.

Caring about Kerry

vlcsnap-2017-01-08-09h50m38s641The main problem with this week’s Kerry material? I just don’t care about her anymore. For far too long we’ve seen nothing but a selfish and unlikeable person and even when her opposition (in this case, Cain) is just as rude and unlikeable, you can’t exactly root for her either. Perhaps her collapse was a wake up call, but it has come far too late after her unentertaining escapades and suing at the Sharma’s factory. She seems to treat people horribly and it’s unpleasant to watch, even when we knew a breaking point was approaching. There are softer moments of course, and Laura Norton’s portrayal of fragility, particularly in Kerry’s vulnerable scenes with Dan might stop Kerry being completely unsympathetic, but she just isn’t very likeable anymore.

Fave or Fail? (26-30 Dec 2016)

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Every week I run through the best and worst bits of the week on Emmerdale. Tell me your faves and fails in the comments! Not the best week to finish the year, but there were heartwarming scenes from the Kings to see out 2016!

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King of the Kids

emmerdale-wednesday-28-dec-7pm-the-itv-hub-2Like me, you probably groaned at the start of the week with more on/off Jimmy and Nicola drama but thankfully those angelically meddlesome children got involved and rescued the Kings’ marriage! The week ended on a happy note, with a ‘honeymoon’ meal and sight of Jimmy and Nicola swaying in each other’s arms – aww! The real stars of the show had to be the kids, especially the cheekily grinning Elliot who has become a bit of a rising star since his scenes at Christmas. Luca Hoyle is a real young talent and there’s something about his line delivery that really makes him funny, especially his straight-faced digs at Jimmy telling him that Nicola deserves something nice, better than a kettle, or it’s his butter-wouldn’t-melt smile dressed in a mini chef’s outfit. Emmerdale really do have the best child actors.

Sisters Before Misters

emmerdale-wednesday-28-dec-7pm-the-itv-hub-3We saw far too many of the female characters making digs at each other in 2016 so it’s been really refreshing to see Lisa support Joanie against Zak. In the immediate aftermath of Zak’s Christmas Day revelation, Lisa felt desperately sorry for Joanie, who she could empathise with greatly, knowing exactly how it felt to be discarded by Zak Dingle. Thankfully Joanie felt similar and assured Lisa she knew that it wasn’t her involvement that caused Zak’s horrendous treatment. Yes ladies! Lisa seemed to hold no grudges when it came to her allegiances, much to the surprise of her family, and Zak seemed misguidedly hopeful that Lisa would have him back straight away. Lisa’s attitude throughout the whole of 2016 has been admirable and it’s been good to see Zak get the fair blame for the ruining of two women’s lives.

Best of the Rest

emmerdale-thursday-29-dec-8-30pm-the-itv-hubIt wasn’t the strongest week to end on for Emmerdale, but there were some enjoyable moments in the week I wanted to touch on. Charity’s state of hangover – the sunglasses, the silent head-tilt in response to questions – was funny and perfect for her character. I really enjoyed the unlikely trio of Pearl, Dan and Harriet going to feed the homeless – more of these unusual character groupings please! Bernice and Nicola’s making up was a touching scene as they swore never to fall out over men again and told each other they loved one another – lovely scenes. Speaking of Bernice, she looked very glam at the Singles’ event and her Mr Blobby safeword moment was a definite highlight.

Fails

Too Little Too Late

emmerdale-cain-beats-up-dan-to-find-out-where-joanie-is-youtubeThere are times where Cain Dingle can be a very unpleasant selfish character and this week was one of them. Panicked that Joanie was going to take Kyle away for good (and he’d lose out on any Father of the Year accolades) he used threats and violence to try and keep his son in the village. The biggest issue with this plot is that Cain and Kyle have rarely shared any significant screen time together and Cain’s big revelation about being a father to him after he was caught up in the helicopter crash never amounted to anything, so his sudden determination to be a real father is hollow. With this in mind, it’s too little too late to become invested and it’s difficult to be on Cain’s side when he’s using his usual force and intimidation to get his own way. Does he even deserve Kyle, really, when he’s showed so little interest so far?

Ringing in the New Year

emmerdale-friday-30-dec-7pm-the-itv-hubFor a soap that’s had an amazing 2016, the final episode of the year really let them down. For starters, even though it aired a day before NYE it really lacked that ‘occasion’ feeling that the Christmas episode excelled in with the only celebration occurring at a very stilted feeling party at Home Farm. Chrissie and Rebecca squabbled like immature brats in another rinse and repeat story. Plus, wealth and influence aside, it’s still hard to believe anyone would want to attend a party hosted by a family that have managed to make no friends in the village. Are their canapes really so good that David, whose wife was sexually assaulted by a member of that family, would happily attend? It just doesn’t ring true. The episode also featured the end of Finn and Kasim’s escalated romance with Finn’s behaviour coming across as unlikeable and creepy. Outside of the party you had Joanie in jail making things worse for herself and accidentally decking a police officer, with Kerry her only real champion in the village aside from Lisa and Zak’s guilty efforts. This year should have gone out in a bang – a big party in the pub maybe with fireworks or a bigger village celebration – but hey, here’s to a great 2017!

Emmerdale’s Worst Moments of 2016

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Emmerdale had an INCREDIBLE 2016 winning awards left right and centre, but it can’t be flawless all the time. Later I’ll be continuing my countdown of the Top 20 Best Moments of the year, but here’s a brief look at the worst bits of Emmerdale in 2016.

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6. David’s never ending proposals

David and Tracy’s relationship had a really tender beginning and I was fully on board, but when David rushed into proposing and Tracy eventually said no, he wasn’t going to let that be her answer. What followed was months of David trying to wear her down and bulldoze over her feelings by proposing in increasingly outlandish ways. Perhaps the intention was to be seen as funny and sweet but instead David just seemed like a bit of a creep, without respecting that Tracy thought it was too soon. By the time they finally got married, I was sort of beyond the point of caring and David hadn’t just worn me down, he’d made me reach the point of irritation.

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5. Jermaine and Belle’s affair

Ugh. That’s Jermaine and Belle’s affair summarised in one word. It wasn’t just due to the icky age gap and his professional status as a doctor, but the way this plot went on and on. Their sudden uncontrollable passion for each other never felt very believable and when the affair came out, Dr Bailey was quick to let Belle take the fall and say it was all in her head. Bastard! Unfortunately that wasn’t the end, as Belle tried to hang onto him by claiming to be pregnant and what followed was a harrowing breakdown plot for Belle as she was diagnosed with schizophrenia. While Eden Taylor Draper’s performances were great, Belle’s visions of “Ellie” were just way too similar to last year’s story when Belle heard Gemma’s voice. Again we faced the oblivious Dingles and repetitive moments of Belle reacting to the voices and hiding this from everyone, which overshadowed the sensitive issues of the plot. Jermaine did stand by her and became more fun working behind the bar, but thankfully they’ve broken up now and we might get something different from Belle in the future.

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4. Kerry’s spiralling out of control

There’s been a noticeable shift in Kerry Wyatt this year and her goofy and loud comedy has been overtaken by a selfish nastiness, which has got worse in recent months since her relationship with Dan ended. Ever since Kerry sided with Joanie against the lovely Lisa, we’ve seen a colder and less loveable character meaning that when she is funnier, it doesn’t always have the right tone. Kerry can be sympathetic and she has had a rough time of it but her attitudes and behaviour in the workplace and towards others haven’t been a pleasure to watch. Instead of wanting to rescue Kerry from her bad decisions, there’s a greater feeling of wanting her to snap out of it and just stop this immature behaviour!

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3. The Whites vs everyone and each other

I have a very difficult relationship with the White family. I enjoyed Chrissie in camp bitch mode, I enjoyed Lawrence’s tragic backstory and I think Thomas Atkinson is a good performer, but as a family unit they’re still such a muddle with their motivations being unreadable or all over the place. Their position as antagonists in the village works to an extent but seems to go round in circles when it’s clear they will never be defeated. Watching the Whites vs the Sugdens is still as tedious as it was from the beginning when it looks obvious Andy won’t return and Lachlan won’t go down for Lawrence’s shooting. Lachlan as a character doesn’t work, since the lack of remorse and no real resolution to the sexual assault storyline makes his existence in the show uncomfortable and irredeemable; the Whites’ lack of any real connections in the village two years on from their arrival mean their interactions are limited and repetitive and often we’re left in an endless cycle of the same disputes, including the ones with each other.

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2. Rakesh’s money woes

Sorry Rakesh fans, but he has got to be the biggest soap bore of 2016. Okay, he might have had an eventful summer committing arson and insurance fraud in a bid to dig himself out of debt but that hasn’t made him any more interesting. Money plots rarely work on screen and watching Rakesh sweat as he lost it all just wasn’t dramatic or even emotional. Emmerdale even tried to go down the tragic backstory route but there’s just no intrigue or empathy to be found in Rakesh. He lacks any sort of charisma, he’s a dead weight around Priya’s neck and he’s dominated the show far too much this year. Now with Kirin gone there feels like even less of a purpose to him and I wouldn’t miss him if he had to leave the village forever.

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1. Cheating plots

If I could change two things from Emmerdale 2016, one would be less misogynistic writing (be it the way some female characters are written, how some female characters interact with each other or how men treat them without consequence) and two would be to cut down on the cheap cheating plots. Sure, cheating has been a soap trope since forever but this year has seen an unnecessary amount of “shock” kiss scenes used as a fast device for conflict and drama. Don’t believe me? Here’s a quick (and probably incomplete) list: Moira/Pete, Nicola/Dan, Chrissie/Rakesh, Moira/James, Kerry/Ross, Rebecca/Robert, Bernice/Jimmy, Lisa/Zak, Laurel attempting to kiss Marlon, Holly attempting to kiss Cain, Ross attempting to kiss Victoria… Not only is it repetitive and lazy it’s a miserable viewing experience when you can’t rely on any stability between your favourite soap couples. We expect drama and conflict in relationships but with so many of the Emmerdale couples in tatters, don’t keep ruining every other couple with these endless cheating plot devices!

Emmerdale’s Christmas episode: The Best Bits

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! That is, unless your name happens to be Joanie or Zak Dingle. This year’s Christmas episode was a fairly low-key and happy affair with even the Thomas family finding happiness despite Ashley’s illness, but there was a lot to enjoy about the episode so I thought I’d share my best bits!

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The music montages! The REAL snow!

The episode opened like the perfect Christmas movie, with Mariah in the background and Aaron’s happy little family of Robert and Liv enjoying the flurry (and throwing a few snowballs in Carly’s direction). We cut to Zak seeing signs to do with Lisa at every turn, and Lisa herself snuggling with Alfie and Moira woke alone. It was the most festive opening to an episode you could ever hope for. And it continued throughout the episode, with a Last Christmas montage of dinners and happiness and loneliness, to a final music moment at the end with Zak slinking away cold and alone.

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The little touches

What made this Christmas episode so good was the little moments we could all relate to. Things like: Sandy wanting a selection box breakfast, Dan being more interested in Kyle’s present than he was, Adam’s saucy present for Vic that he didn’t want her to open in front of his mum, Jimmy struggling with the little screws and a lack of batteries, Chas’s insistence that everyone wear a paper hat, drunken charades! These all made our beloved characters come to like in instantly relatable and believable scenes. They were great character moments that made these feel like real family Christmases.

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The humour

With Christmas comes alcohol and giggles and there was no shortage in this episode either. From Pete’s awkward mince pie judging competition, which Ross made fantastically uncomfortable (plus Emma is just as good at comedy as she is unnerving villainy!), to Jimmy’s kettle angst, to Harriet’s realisation Pearl is trying to turn her into a Mini Me, to Chas being drunkenly touchy feely with Aaron and Robert in their loathed Xmas jumpers. Thankfully all the humour came from a fun place and didn’t involve Kerry madness, but let’s face it the turkey/peacock plot thread was a weird one!

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The heart

There were a number of moments where my heart was sufficiently warmed like a big mug of mulled wine in the Christmas special. Ashley’s brief reprieve where he joined in with the carol and Gabby found the heartfelt gifts he’d prepared when his condition wasn’t so bad were particularly emotive moments that brought home the tragedy of their family situation. Little Elliot King also warmed hearts as he cuddled up to Nicola, wishing that she was his mother. Total Christmas fluff and exactly what this episode needed.

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The end of Zak and Joanie (and Lisa fighting back)

One of the big plot points for the episode was the dissolution of Zak and Joanie, exactly a year since the wishbone debacle and the reveal of their affair (to which this year’s episode had a lot of callbacks!). Denise Black gave an impressive performance in the subtle way she showed Joanie’s heartbreak and isolation amongst the Dingle clan as Zak obliviously slipped into old habits and shut her out. Their end of episode confrontation was charged and finally gave Joanie the backbone she deserved in the face of Zak’s uselessness. Lisa too came out of the episode looking strong and powerful as she rejected Zak and fumed as she told him it was too late for his regrets. Well executed and a nice symmetry to last year’s scenes.

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Hope for Cain and Moira

Another storyline in the episode which offered a feeling of warmth was the thawing atmosphere between Cain and Moira. Despite her claiming their night together was a mistake, Moira still listened to the mixtape he left her and there was definite chemistry between them when Cain bought Kyle to see the reindeers. She might not be ready to let on that she listened to the mixtape, or give him another chance, but the feelings between them are lingering and there was all the slow burn magic between them that makes for a winning soap couple.